spider bark

To pass gas, to fart, gasses passing through the anus causing various fluttering or squealing noises

What was that sound that came from your butt and smells bad grandpa? That was a spider bark, my boy.

by Dix Fix July 19, 2018

Spider's Web

You and the lads each buy individual electric fly swatters, sit in chairs, then place the electric fly swatters over your genitals. One of you then puts pornography on a phone or larger screen for all to view. The goal is to not get an erection, to therefore not get an electrocuted penis.

"Hey man wanna do a spider's web?"

"Fuck no, dude it felt like I burnt my dick off last time."

by j7mc July 30, 2018

Spider like fingers

You pronounce spider like 'speeder' spider like fingers comes from a fanfiction I once read when I was six, I will never be the same.

You see that izaya lad over there with that girl who looks traumatised he has spider like fingers

by I can crack my neck August 18, 2018

Spider Oof

A creature in roblox created by god

It speaks despacito

Spider oof: Go commit deathspacito

Me: OOF

by Despaufoo February 7, 2019

Spider manned yer dog lad

To cum in ones hand and flick it in your pooch's face in a spider man web gesture

"Spider manned yer dog lad"

What have you done today Ronald?

Spider manned yer dog lad

...suck us

by Fiz10dollah March 28, 2020

spiderin

gc initiated by twitter stan accounts.

are you a spiderin ot15? i find them the coolest!

definitely! kind of a solo ari stan though!

by arehhh December 3, 2020

spidergram

A close-up of an anus sent electronically; typically during erotic text conversations.

Damn bro, I heard she sent you a spidergram. Let me see that shit!

by Peter Sheehan March 10, 2022