Splooge

A splotch of any liquid that has stuck in the form it became in the action of splotching.

You are a splooge!
Your mom is a splooge!
Your sister is a splooge! What?!

by Bobb Dole February 5, 2008

splooge-worthy

amazing enough to cause an organism

"OMFG! That's like... splooge-worthy!"

by ronneh September 3, 2006

Splooge

When a guy mispronounces spoof, but is to high to correct it. Just running with the freshly coined improper term like it's Normal and known.

Hey, Melissa and Ansley I made huge splooge in the bathroom come check it out! It starts inside and goes outside. Y'all gotta try my splooge and use it.

by Incorrect Individual May 4, 2016

splodger

A Person who is known as spotty and lanky.Usally has no friends

Fuck off splodger

by _.ljtrgjudv._ February 7, 2017

splidge

The funk that accumulates under the scrodum after vigorous perspiration. Close relative to swamp ass.

"I must take a shower. After that work-out I have a large amount of Splidge build up."

by r. brizzle February 1, 2006

splooge bomb

Popping the question; proposing to your significant other

Dude, can you believe that Brian dropped the splooge bomb on his girlfriend last night?

Katie looked shocked when Dave splooge bombed her right there in the restaurant.

by rich ryder May 25, 2010

Splodge

Splodge - AKA ScumBrad
WARNING - IF YOU KNOW A SPLODGE, KYS

Khatz - i have no shield and 1 hp
Muirec - i think Brad has meds
Khatz looks at Brad... Brad goes from 75 hp and no shield too 200 hp
khatz - He Done a SCUMBRAD again

if youre a scumbrad kys
if you know a scumbrad kys

SPLODGE IS ANOTHER WORD FOR SCUMBAG

by Muirecmemelord March 20, 2018