shittles

Any kid who is:
A) A Juggallo.
B) Dumb, even for a Juggallo.
C) Doesn't know how to jack off.
D) Wants to have anything and everything in school to fucking revolve around clowns.
E) When asked to comment on writing assignment, always says "It shows how he feels."

*Zach is talking about masturbation for some reason*

Shittles: How do you do it?

*room turns dead silent as people stare in disbelief*

Zach: You hit it with a hammer.

Shittles: Really?

Zach: Yeah, that's why they call it beating your meat.

Shittles: Okay! *grabs hammer, hits self in groin* Ow, that hurt!

Zach: That's cause you're not doing it right.

by Jack D. Ripper June 22, 2004

mr. skittles

A pedophile type person who offers candy to children in hopes of luring them in and taking advantage of them. Often seen wearing a trench coat and other shady clothing around playgrounds and schools.

mr. skittles: hey little boy, want some candy?
ittle boy: mr. skittles!!! RUN AWAY!!!

by yourmom247 June 14, 2010

Skittles

One of many alternative names for estacy. What did u think the slogan accutally stood for the candy??

"Skittles, Taste the raindow"

by Big Jim D November 15, 2003

dick splitter

n. A female who likes to cut a man's penis straight down the middle with dull scissors and then anally fuck herself with the finished produce.

I had to go to the hospital because that dumb "dick splitter" last night.

by Griffindylorkinhaphen March 9, 2014

Skittles and lube

When one places skittles with the assistance of lube in a male or females anus for pleasure

Bro Jenny wanted some skittles and lube last night

by Hahbrothatslaps October 17, 2019

Pants splitter

When someone is standing in front of a large crowd, for example giving a report, and gets a huge boner which either splits through a weak pair of underwear, and goes through a already open zipper, or also breaks through the pants. It can also include repeated unstoppable cumming on the front row of the crowd.

It was so embarrassing when jake got that pants splitter when he was reading his report

by London86 February 10, 2013

Spittle

To spit semen that was previously ejaculated into ones mouth onto their partners; usually on the face.

After Joe ejaculated in Susan's mouth she spittled all over his face.

by Corey Curtis October 5, 2007