slapping my penis

Getting your manhood insulted.

Boy: (Showing off his new bike)
(Friends crowd him thinking he's so cool with his new bike)
Mom:(Puts helmet on her son) Don't forget your helmet.
Boy: *embarrassed) Mom, don't be slapping my penis!

by UndeadCharlie3Tears October 31, 2014

slapping thomas

When a man intends to use his penis to penitrate one's vaginia, he misses, therefore inserts his unit into the female's asshole. Then she proceeds to shit all over his shlong in surprise.

"David went to put it in her, then Shayna screemed in surprise...Little did he know he gave her a slapping thomas."

by DL Marx August 6, 2006

Snipping Arnold

The insertion of a pair of scissors into a female's anus, then opening the scissors just a pinch, allowing the anus to expand minorly for a short period of time.

"Throw some lube on those scissors for when we decide to perform the snippy-snip-snip tonight"

"Hey, we've been together for 3 months now... can I please give you the snipping arnold?"

by Jordan The Rooster October 21, 2009

slopping

/sláhp-iŋ/ v. the condition when a woman's breasts rest halfway down her torso, as opposed to higher up on her chest.

Whoo, that Samantha Power sure was slopping today at the UN! She either needs to get a new bra, or get some work done.

by Hal Jackson September 24, 2013

slapping the bag

A guy masturbating and jacking off.

Noah is slapping the bag.

by mcnuggetdestroyer January 3, 2018

Slippin' on my Swag Juice

When one extremely popular, unusually attractive male is being followed by a group of less popular and less attractive males. These males are trying to catch any girls, alcohol or drugs that have not already been claimed by the cool kid.

Girl:

"Hey are these your friends?"

Cool Kid:

"Nah! I got these kids slippin' on my swag juice."

by Señor Fernandes January 29, 2010

slipping back into the gap again

Anyone who read this word can re-define by dscriving what they feel when they listen Push it - T00L

I think it's something pretty deep about loving someone who just hurt's you, but you like that person ALOT though..

"and Im slipping back into the gap again"

, oh, and Natalí, yeah..

She's a good example too

by TheKidAtNight August 22, 2011