sled

Used to describe fat chicks. Think blocking sleds from football practice.

We were looking for some ass at the bar, but all we saw were some sleds.

by No sleds November 22, 2007

sled hockey

the description of a bender/plug who can't even stand up under his own weight on the ice.

Hey 1-5, i've seen better crossovers in sled hockey.

by adangles November 13, 2007

Sped

Absolute retard, Sped or special ed

OpValkyrie is such a fucking sped it's not funny.

by Blockcheater October 28, 2019

coon sled

A nigga's ride. Usually a late model piece of shit tricked out with spinners, fuzzy dice, nice stereo and animal print seat covers.

Did you see Darnell's new ride? Shee, that ain't no ride that's a coon sled.

by Mooseman69 March 2, 2011

Alaskan Sledracing

A line of 4 or more guys buttfucking eachother while one guy stands of to the side ejaculating on them with a fan blowing to cause a blizzard.

"I'm so exhausted from Alaskan Sledracing last night"

by Ilikevaginalikeseriouslyalot July 18, 2011

alaskan dog sled

Freeze a deuce, insert it in a condom, use it as a dildo.

The fecalphiliac's ultimate fantasy was to receive an Alaskan Dog Sled for his birthday.

by vbpj November 23, 2014

Sledgehammer

A fart smelling soooooooo damn bad that the person's head instantly recoils back. Most of the time, this fart is silent.

Bruce: *toot*

Claire: *SWINGGGG* EWWWWWWW *coughs*

Greg: EVACUATE, IT'S A SLEDGEHAMMER!!

Bruce: *whistles*

by Ni_Mader_JiJi_Bao_Zhe June 18, 2010