Splatter of matter on the wall

a euphemism for "shit hits the fan"

Get your work done early in case of a splatter of matter on the wall.

Bro, my dog got out and now I'm not gonna finish this on time.
Dude, rule #1 always prepare for a splatter of matter on the wall! Why you do me like that yo!!

by drunk professor January 26, 2021

Splatter

A way of describing what a good darkpsy song does to people. Implicitly refers to the sledgehammer-like nature of good darkpsy kickbass and the b-movie qualities of horror trance.

That Spaghettibrain track splatters me.

by Pandas & Possums February 6, 2021

Splattah

When you have bad diarrhea and you splattah the porcelain of the toilet.

Charlie took too much magnesium tablets and the next day he splattah the toilet.

by Corne August 11, 2021

Splatty

Used to describe objects(usually food) that have both qualities of being soft and nasty.

John: Bro look at this picture of Al's banana
Hannah: Mmm, lovely banana. Looking splatty.

by Urban S. Pearl March 14, 2022

splatty natty

Natasha’s now decaying body

If this flops ima pull a splatty natty

by boothandbabes March 25, 2022

splatting

that feeling when you're falling so hard for someone that you aren't falling anymore. you're just SPLAT. on the ground.

oh no i'm splatting for someone

by oh no im splatting March 27, 2022

Splatroon

When a trans person ends their life by jumping off a parking garage.

"The train was delayed for a whole hour because of that splatroon downtown."

by greentea_nugger January 10, 2023