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splank fiesta

a party in which a group of people gather up together, eat very spicy foods and start shitting blood on each other. very messy and disgusting. most people that like to do it are TURKS AND AZERIS
the TURK AND AZERI went to the bathroom and started to splank shit and blood.
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spain

A mess between Portugal and Catalunya. You can only enjoy it really drunk, then you puke on the streets, get a huge hang over, come back and, hopefully, you won't remember anything.
1. In Spain drinking outdoor (botellón) was forbidden. The country is now up to disappear.
by bambamluckyluke February 21, 2007
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splanger

I'm gonna roll a splanger then I am off out
by Micky-D September 5, 2005
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splawn

The unfortunate combination of sneezing and yawning at the same time. Rarely, it can be painful if it manages to blow out your inner-ear.
After camping in the woods for a night, I woke up, stretched and then splawned. Allergies don't mix well with mornings.
by Sabi August 30, 2008
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Spain

Spain, 3rd world country next to 1st world country Portugal. Spain is usually cofused with other countries.
- Do you know Spain?
- Erm.. Tacos?
- No, Tacos are from Mexico.
- Oh, so I don't..
- Haa forget it!
by gOx March 23, 2005
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splang

A term used in computing and other technical areas, incluing watch making.
To go 'splag' is to break in such a way as to be repairable but only is all the parts can be found after they have exploded into corners of the room. In the context of computing and software information goes 'splang'to un-defined locations, Hardware goes splang in the physical context.

People and other organic object can go splang, however this usually requires a device such as a land mine, grenade, or fire cracker placed in the mouth while drunk.
The winding spring whent 'splag'.

The registry whent 'splang'.

Jhon's head whent 'splang'.
by bobinog May 13, 2006
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Spain

Spain is the best place in the world.
The music is fantastic, the people are wonderful, the food is delicious, the beaches are beautiful, etc. and NO Spain is not in South America, it is in a beautiful continent called Europe, are we the ass of Europe? Yes, do we care? no.
Spain is a wonderful place that is worth visiting, the Spanish ppl have survived the Franco era very well and we have managed to return to normality very quickly.
Good things:
Beer is cheap and good
People are very easygoing
The beaches are incredible
The historic centers are beautiful
The food is delicious
Bad things:
THERE IS NOTHING BAD IN SPAIN
guy 1: spain is terrible
guy 2 (he's spanish): shoots himself
by The best bitch in this planet September 26, 2020
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