spitzer

A prostitution client who insists on condomless sex with a prostitute.

"Kristen was concerned for her personal health, so she had a strict 'no spitzer' policy."

by Hayduke March 12, 2008

Spite

To upset for no reason.

I think the teacher gave my essay an F-- just to spite me.

by Diggity Monkeez February 8, 2005

chicken snitzel

When you get a blow job on the beach and cum on her chest. Then you pick up a handful of sand and throw it all over her chest.

When you get a blow job on the beach and cum on her chest. Then you pick up a handful of sand and throw it all over her chest.
Thus giving a.... Chicken Snitzel

by Ausie Ausie August 23, 2009

spitzer

Anal sex with a prostitute without a condom.

The hooker wasn't gonna let me spitzer her unless I tipped her an extra thousand dollars.

by Spitzer12345 March 12, 2008

Spitzer

When you criticize people for cheating on their partners and then you do it yourself.

Joe: Hey isn't Steve going out with Angela?
Bob: Yea, why?
Joe: I just saw him making out with another chick! I guess all that talk about being 'faithful' to people was a bunch of bull huh?
Bob: Yep. He just pulled a spitzer on Angela...

by Itsnotthatfunny March 13, 2008

Spitz

v. to ejaculate violently

n. semen

Based on the indiscretions of NYS governor Elliot Spitzer...

"Oh...oh mah God...I'm gonna spitz!"

"Holy shit, there's spitz everywhere"

by Tizzy M December 9, 2008

Spitzered

The ability to lose your prestigious, high profile, well paying job and the public's confidence, because you paid for sex.

Eliot was Spitzered by Kristen and the FBI.

by mecicon March 11, 2008