man spank

noun or verb. a spank on the ass that is administered and recieved by the male gender not as a form of punishment or flirtation but instead to show appreciation for a recently performed task.

1. Did you see Kobe "man spank" Lamar after that thunderous dunk?
2. If my boss continues to "man spank" me every time I hand in my report on time I'm going to start thinking he is gay.

by Big Francisco December 31, 2009

Spankjabber

Someone who enjoys fisting somebody up the anal

Ohh yeah spankjab me baby you big spankjabber

by Dan Critchlow the third April 9, 2008

spank bank overdraft

When you masterbate so much your spank bank is now into overdraft

Hey dude you making a withdrawal from the spank bank tonight ,bro I tug it so much I'm into spank bank overdraft

by Mattyglide March 15, 2017

cock spank

An extremely dim-witted or outwardly asinine person.

Dude, that clown is a total cock spank!

by Callum Mako April 10, 2004

spankathon

n. A long spank

"I spanked for a long time. It was almost a Spankathon."

by Stouffer November 7, 2002

Spank the Hamster

A term for masturbation.

Ted: I'ma go Spank the Hamster for no reason.
Dilbert: 'Kay.

by fubsish August 14, 2009

spankfest

To have kinky sex. Sex using a lot of spanking. Domination.

Moesha could hardly walk after I gave her a spankfest last night.

by pkjones_homie April 9, 2003