spanish banjo

when you put a spoon up your sister's ass and play wildstar

MMO's are getting too easy now, I'm going to have to get a spanish banjo to spice things up

by fluffywuffy February 27, 2017

Spanish trumpet

The harmonizing tone that a lusty Latina lover makes when a Spanish bullfighter inserts his hot sauce drenched genitalia

You know the noise the "It's Wednesday, My Dudes" guy makes? Thats a Spanish trumpet

by Ragnar boulderfist June 7, 2016

Spanish whistle

Spanish woman with a missing tooth giving a blow job.

Guadalupe, missing a tooth, was able to give a spanish whistle.

by By the lake chick May 27, 2016

The spanish mackerel

When you dip your penis in pickel juice then fuck someone up the ass.

She was down for a good ass fucking so I gave her the spanish mackerel.

by Bradyballs January 27, 2018

Spanish Tire

When you just know your Spanish friend has been tied up with unused rubber bike tires at some time in his life for a weird sex thing

Hey man, did you hang out with Adolfo last night? No, I heard he was at home with Paula getting a Spanish Tire.

by SpanishTire August 4, 2021

Spanish Flapjack

When a woman's asscheeks are badly sunburnt, you can ejaculate on them, creating a concrete-like material. If urinated on, the substance will soften until it looks and tastes like a pancake.

"What are your plans this weekend, Sarah?"
"I'm going over to Jeff's house for a delicious Spanish Flapjack, care to join me?"
"YES PLEASE!!!"

by Swedish Slaughterhouse July 1, 2021

bedroom spanish

Spanish used during oral sex

When "Oh Jesus" is muttered from her lips you know it's time for bedroom spanish.

by MightyFfej August 13, 2017