Spiderbait

The most fuckin awesome band in Australia. There are way better songs than Black Betty aswell.. The older albums rock harder than the new ones.

Spiderbait kick ass in the australian music industry. Rock on!

by m@l!c3 August 10, 2004

Spider Ball

When a male jizzes into his hand and forms the cum into a ball he would then hurl this ball at male/females face. When the ball hits, it will explode on their face and separate into long strands that resemble a spiders web.

"Wow, I heard Cassandra walked out on you before you were finished." "Yeah, but I quickly rubbed one out and gave her a Spider Ball to remember."

"Why is Jeff in jail again?" "Well.. we all paid him 10 dollars and he whipped a Spider Ball at the school bus driver."

by Coltrane Pride January 10, 2009

Spacer

A person who is prone to casual daydreaming, devil-may-care carelessness and forgetfulness. For most purposes, the word is synonymous with stoner.

'Gary forgot to bring those gauzes into uni AGAIN today.'
'Jesus, what a spacer!'

by Dough-Planet January 11, 2009

Barking Spider

A rare species of spider classified as Flatus-Arachnid, more commonly known as The Barking Spider. Dating back to Prehistoric times it is the only species of its kind to warn its prey by expelling air from its body, and releasing a nauseous odor. Extremely small it likes to hide in tight spaces like the pockets on jeans, and interacts, and is associated with most living beings.

Dude did you fart? No it's those damn!!! Barking Spiders.

by Tasty Beverage October 31, 2008

call a spade a spade

to expose somebody 4 wat dey are when every one else is too scared to.

"And I'm sorry Miss Rosie Perez I call a spade a spade, it just is what it is"- Jay-Z Blueprint 2

by m - 16 January 17, 2008

spadeface

A person whose facial appearance seems to have been sculpted by a shovel.
An insult to the ugly or the facially deformed.
A steriotypical miner or used to describe somebody who has a dirty face, like coal.

Your mom's got a spadeface.
Hey spadeface, when did you last wash?

by SpadeFace November 2, 2004

Spider Expert

1.Person who is an expert on spiders.

2.Internet insult used against people who know too much about a subject nobody cares about. Used frequently by a person in a loosing arguement as a last ditch attempt to insult the victor.

"you could always make a citizen's arrest or something"

"Actually police do not recommend people make citizen's arrest due to the fact it is dangerous and makes you subject to all kinds of liabilities..."

"....fuck you, spider expert."

by meatwhistle July 28, 2007