Southern Maryland

This is a place where many hicks breed and raise little hick babies to hunt and drive big Ford trucks. People around here are very close minded and never want to leave.

Southern Maryland

by peezanator January 1, 2012

southern southpaw

Male masterbation technique,
While using your left hand to beat off, you position your thumb facing your body with your hand on top of the shaft instead of underneath.

"Every once in a while a need to change it up with a southern southpaw."

by sac daddy October 14, 2006

Southern pride month

This event happens the whole month of July

Oo July first is the very first day of southern pride month

by Ford boy 100 June 16, 2019

Southernspeak

A way of speaking attributed to the South. Terms and phrases used by southerners, country folk, or hillbillys.
A Southernism is a word commonly used in southernspeak phrases.

Southernspeak: "It's been hotter'n a goat's butt in a pepper patch."

by Angelic_Sherry September 21, 2005

southern beard

unlike its northern countepart, the southern beard is generally hidden by underpants. the southern beard is generally referred to after sighting an unkempt, smelly individual whose commitment to personal hygiene is low.

'can you imaging how tatty the southern beard is if the northern one hasn't been trimmed, brushed or touched in 2 years'

by Hilda Cuttyhunk May 22, 2006

Southern Pacific 4449

The Southern Pacific 4449, also known as the Daylight, and the most beautiful train in the world, is the only surviving example of Southern Pacific Railroad's GS-4 class of steam locomotives and one of only two GS-class locomotives surviving, the other being GS-6 4460. The locomotive is a streamlined 4-8-4 type steam locomotive. In 1976, the 4449 was painted Red, White, and Blue, and pulled the American Freedom Train around the continental United States. Southern Pacific 4449 also appeared in the 1986 movie Tough Guys as the Gold Coast Flyer. It was hijacked, and crashed through the mexican border in the movie.

'I just saw the most beautiful train in the world!"

"You mean Southern Pacific 4449?"

"Yep!"

by hadhah September 12, 2019

Southern Slide

Wiping one's ass with four squares of toilet paper neatly stacked. Specifically, four squares neatly folded in half, two times, transversely.

I dropped a deuce that was so sloppy I had to wipe with a Southern Slide to keep it from running through onto my hand.

by Joey Tcif June 11, 2007