SOML

Story Of My Life

Friend: *Sends a relatable GIF*
Me: Broo SOML

by dapevka345 December 1, 2017

Somalian Mudslide

When you shove your dick in the ass of an IBS victim and cause her to spew muddy chunks from her ass

Man I gave this girl a Somalian Mudslide last night and I’m still trying to clean up!

by ArtsyLocus May 2, 2018

somalian slap

When your partner is acting up in sex then get a lobster and smack it around there face and body that should turn them on and then after eat the lobster while slapping it with your partner

"Did you somalian slap that bitch"

by Andy grapes May 5, 2018

somolia

Ignorant

He is somolia!

by Somolia June 8, 2018

somalian avalanche

When upon attempting to insert your penis into your partner’s rectum you are met with a copious outpouring of fecal matter. The same as Cambodian landslide.

— I am traumatised for life.

— How come?
— I tried to fuck Yahya up the butt last night and he gave me a Somalian avalanche.

by BiggerAnyway March 9, 2018

SMOFL

United States Navy; Sexiest Man of the Flightline. Usually some very buff dude making it look good.

"Wow, he's hot as jet exhaust! That's a SMOFL right there!"

by Master Piipii May 11, 2018

Somalian Sizzer Kick

When some daft cunt is pissing you off so you scream the war following war cry “chabba gabba got any water LiLuLiLu” and fly towards the bellend with your right foot in the air and make direct contact with his smug face. Once your opponent has fallen you must rub your balls on his face while using a razor to scar your arm to show another successful Somalian Sizzer Kick.

Listen here cunt I’m about to hit you with a Somalian Sizzer Kick if you ain’t careful.

by IlynchedGerald December 10, 2018