SOCKMASTER

THAT NAME GIVEN TO THE GUY WHO MASTERS THE WHACKSOCK.

Boy he sure is slick donning that whacksock. Someday he might become a Grand Sockmaster

by sockmaster May 18, 2011

Secoma

Secoma: the mental state your in after sex and the best multiple nuts you have ever had.

Hey that dude is passed out, no man he is just in a secoma.

by Nastyneeder March 5, 2018

SOCO

Slang for South County in St.Louis
Many people from "SOCO" are considered trailer trash or hoosiers

"Did you meet that girl from SOCO, she couldnt give me her address cause her "home" isn't stationary"

by CARDSWORLDSERIESCHAMPS05 March 13, 2005

soco

the southern county of st louis it is the home of many amazing people it is the most gangsta place in the universe it is the home of many hard ass pimps and drug dealers

You where you from boy

I hail from SoCo bitch

tf

by celtic April 13, 2006

The Dirty Scomo

This maneuver if thats what you Australian parlimentary losers want to call it is when you pretent to shake a womans hand very convincingly but 'accidentally' thrust it into the soft spot between either her tits or legs (depending the relativity of her height and yours).

You only do this if you are confident that you have an AU prime ministers reptilian grin and a "fuck the rest of the country man, only Canberra (where the majority of the politicians live) can smoke dope," mentality.

The Dirty Scomo would be explained by the following convo between copycat surfees who just so happen to watch Australia's favourite crappy 'question time' parlimentary broadcast:

Bruh 1: "duuuuuuuuuuuude, I just saw how SCOMO did a fly handshake where his hand ended up on a chicks tits and bra!"

Bruh 2: "Us surfees need 2 change our tactics unless the surfee kind get wiped out on the next R excuse wave."

Bruh 3 and 4: "nah man, were already charged for that, can't do it even if we tried, plus were in Canberra too busy getting high with Scomo himself, he's gnarly and paid us to be his best friend for like 3 hours while getting baked."

by Jack Herrer January 7, 2020

SOCLMAO

sitting on the chair laughing my ass off

Jolanda: Did you hear what Elek did last night at the party?
Jessica: SOCLMAO

by bluespacepiglet June 11, 2011

Scomosexual

A climate science denier who won't do anything but force you shake his hand.

I thought he was smart.
Nah, bro he's a scomosexual

by Deviantsdo January 5, 2020