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Social Smooshing

The opposite of Social Distancing, Social Smooshing is the act of maintaining barely-any or no distance between friends, acquaintances, and strangers as the world emerges from the contact-deprived depths of Covid isolation.
Social Smooshing is now mandated at all times in public places, homes, and gatherings of 2 or more people. Be sure to make direct contact for at least 37 seconds with whomever you encounter.
by smebobo January 28, 2021
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Social Bulimic

Someone who makes alot of friends but also ditches them whenever she feels like it.
Also known as a social binge and purge.
Susan is such a social bulimic. The moment she heard that Jennifer couldn't attend her party, Susan decided that they were no longer friends.
by missperfectionista March 24, 2009
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Social Sketworking

Social sketworking can be abbreviated to "sketworking". Browsing a social networking site for promiscuous looking mutual friends or "skets"

Contact is then made with said "sket", using any mutual friends or common interests as leverage against her thighs.

"Sketworking" is not to be confused neither with "Hohunting" nor "Slagtagging", both which are completely separate activities.
Bro I'm bored. Ima do some social sketworking real quick.
by callmefunny April 5, 2011
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social utopiaism

Refers to the theory that, the social norms of a society are not a definitive or consistent state of affairs..but rather only a state of temporary hibernation. With the prospect of alteration, progression or evolutional transformation always ever present and very much lurking on the surface. Therefore the manifesting of any form of social order within any society, by the putting in to place of the proper and well implemented measures and steps. Is not only a viable, possible and probable, but rather even a factual endeavour.
social utopiaism can best be summarized with the social revolution in America which ensued in result of the civil rights movement.
by Baron Neville May 11, 2016
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Social Drinker

"Social drinking" also commonly referred to as "responsible drinking", refers to casual drinking of alcoholic beverages in a social setting without an intent to become intoxicated.
by coolaide July 31, 2018
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Social Dodge

The act of pretending to be busy or otherwise engaged such as talking on a phone with no one on the other end in order to avoid social contact with another.
Sam- Shit here comes bill I dont want to talk to him, Quick make out with me!

Bill- hmm, I think sam is tryin to Social dodge me.

Wanda- Bill im on the phone!
by §ugar§hane April 5, 2009
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Social 'Dick'stancing

Sending unsolicited dick pics during Covid-19 quarantine.
"Why did he send you a dick pic?"
"He's under quarantine so we're social 'dick'stancing."
"Ah. Not bad, let me see that..."
by KayYo21 March 21, 2020
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