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Social Smooshing

The opposite of Social Distancing, Social Smooshing is the act of maintaining barely-any or no distance between friends, acquaintances, and strangers as the world emerges from the contact-deprived depths of Covid isolation.
Social Smooshing is now mandated at all times in public places, homes, and gatherings of 2 or more people. Be sure to make direct contact for at least 37 seconds with whomever you encounter.
by smebobo January 28, 2021
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Social Sketworking

Social sketworking can be abbreviated to "sketworking". Browsing a social networking site for promiscuous looking mutual friends or "skets"

Contact is then made with said "sket", using any mutual friends or common interests as leverage against her thighs.

"Sketworking" is not to be confused neither with "Hohunting" nor "Slagtagging", both which are completely separate activities.
Bro I'm bored. Ima do some social sketworking real quick.
by callmefunny April 5, 2011
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Social 'Dick'stancing

Sending unsolicited dick pics during Covid-19 quarantine.
"Why did he send you a dick pic?"
"He's under quarantine so we're social 'dick'stancing."
"Ah. Not bad, let me see that..."
by KayYo21 March 21, 2020
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Social Drinker

"Social drinking" also commonly referred to as "responsible drinking", refers to casual drinking of alcoholic beverages in a social setting without an intent to become intoxicated.
by coolaide July 31, 2018
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Social Terrorism

The act of inciting discomfort in others, (particularly strangers or casual acquaintances,) by means of aggressive, inappropriate, or confrontational behavior in social situations.
"It was an act of social terrorism the way Terre was talking about their discharge in front of the XY's at brunch last week. I thought what's their face was gonna hurl before the mimosas showed up."
by Blammo Jeen May 16, 2019
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Social Miscreant

Someone who's behavior is socially vile, villainous, base or malicious which breaks the rules of common social norms. Someone who makes harmful, insulting or hurtful comments with no consideration given to the feelings of the recipient.
My co-worker said to me after I told him my aunt died: " I would hate to be in your family". He is absolutely a Social Miscreant.

This lady told my friend after she coughed to clear her throat: "Don't worry about the cough, we are all going to die anyway". A Social Miscreant on the loose.
by Donna Wordsmith April 22, 2013
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Social Dodge

The act of pretending to be busy or otherwise engaged such as talking on a phone with no one on the other end in order to avoid social contact with another.
Sam- Shit here comes bill I dont want to talk to him, Quick make out with me!

Bill- hmm, I think sam is tryin to Social dodge me.

Wanda- Bill im on the phone!
by §ugar§hane April 5, 2009
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