The widespread urge to name big winter storms, such as snowpocalypse, snowmageddon, thundersnow, and (most recently) snowquester.
"Looks like we're due for a big storm. I wonder what inane name the snowmenclature will come up with for this one. After snowquester and snowpocalypse, what's left?"
by ProfF March 6, 2013
Get the Snowmenclature mug.In the case of a blizzard/whiteout, there are those, most often of younger age, that will immediately gear up and set out into the snow-coated streets with one objective in mind; dominate with snow. These are snowbandits, one with the white, clandestine in their operations, and always armed with a variety of different caliber snowballs to suit any given situation. Often moves in groups of two or more, though the occasional lone wolf may be encountered. Be cautious of their cleverness in tactics, the snowbandits are not to be underestimated.
"What the hell happened to you?"
"I was on my way home from the grocery store, and I got ambushed guerrilla-style by a group of snowbandits. They plastered me with slushballs, a brutal choice. I only barely managed to escape."
"I was on my way home from the grocery store, and I got ambushed guerrilla-style by a group of snowbandits. They plastered me with slushballs, a brutal choice. I only barely managed to escape."
by Bezekric May 18, 2005
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A game in which two men,with erect penises, tie their hands behind their back and try to insert their dick into the opponants ass
Winner: Goddamn, the Alaskan Snowdance gives me an exellent workout. it works all my muscules!
Loser: I won't be able to shit right for days!
Loser: I won't be able to shit right for days!
by D,Pyle March 14, 2011
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Nomance Showmance:
when two people are in a nomance showmance they are not romanticly involed with eachother but still flirt and turns into a cuddlemance with one another and then still love eachother
Nomance Showmance:
when two people are in a nomance showmance they are not romanticly involed with eachother but still flirt and turns into a cuddlemance with one another and then still love eachother
by smelligleek March 29, 2013
Get the Nomance Showmance mug.dude, did you see that snowpocalypse last night?
Yeah man, thats the third one in the past few weeks
Yeah dude, its officially a snowmaggedon
Yeah man, thats the third one in the past few weeks
Yeah dude, its officially a snowmaggedon
by hematite2 February 9, 2010
Get the snowmaggedon mug.A large, well nourished female from Colorado. She can cook hotdogs, Chef Boyardee, and Pizza Rolls. The remaining 99.343% of foodstuff must be obtained via dining out. The Snowmack is incapable of mastering gravity. Slips, falls, sprains, broken bones, contusions, abrasions and bruises result in opioid pain medications and contraptions to allow for mobility. She cannot work, yet the snowlings are in daycare so she can heal via daily Facebooking for sympathy.
The Snowmack also includes a complimentary husband that was cornered or trapped into the relationship. Most snowmacks that have been identified live with their in laws, and bitch consistently about sub standard living conditions even though the in laws charge no rent. Usually far left leaning in the political arena, the Snowmack will preach to any-all social justice warriors about ethics and morals. This preaching is accomplished while the snowlings are in daycare and she has quality time to research CNN, MSNBC, or Huffington Post.
Do not attempt to use a Snowmack as a replacement for Uber or a yellow cab. This will result in watching the Snowmack receive a DUI and attempt to place the blame on anyone within a 2.65 mile perimeter of the field Sobriety test location.
Attempts to change the method of thinking has not been successful. In standard laboratory testing, algae scored a higher on simple, logic based questions. Science has determined it may be possible to repair the damage in the Far future.
The Snowmack also includes a complimentary husband that was cornered or trapped into the relationship. Most snowmacks that have been identified live with their in laws, and bitch consistently about sub standard living conditions even though the in laws charge no rent. Usually far left leaning in the political arena, the Snowmack will preach to any-all social justice warriors about ethics and morals. This preaching is accomplished while the snowlings are in daycare and she has quality time to research CNN, MSNBC, or Huffington Post.
Do not attempt to use a Snowmack as a replacement for Uber or a yellow cab. This will result in watching the Snowmack receive a DUI and attempt to place the blame on anyone within a 2.65 mile perimeter of the field Sobriety test location.
Attempts to change the method of thinking has not been successful. In standard laboratory testing, algae scored a higher on simple, logic based questions. Science has determined it may be possible to repair the damage in the Far future.
I see we are adding a Snowmack to the group. You do realize this will cause issues with everyone that can count past 10?
Shit. It looks like the Snowmack has decided to let everyone know that Colorado was so much nicer to convicted Felons.
Whoa! Look man, don’t be a Snowmack. You know I was just kidding about Obama.
Shit. It looks like the Snowmack has decided to let everyone know that Colorado was so much nicer to convicted Felons.
Whoa! Look man, don’t be a Snowmack. You know I was just kidding about Obama.
by Kettlepotblack June 22, 2018
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