snatchel

variant of fanny pack or bumbag. along the lines of cunt case, pussy pouch, muff stuffer.

ram this into your snatchel while i eat my sandwich.

by freshco May 1, 2005

craddle snatcher

A man who dates a younger woman. A woman who that is way too young for him. As if he snatched her from her craddle as a baby. A male version of a cougar.

Larry King is such a craddle snatcher.

by Chalom September 13, 2010

Snatches

The art of grabbing a male of female's nipple without them noticing. Snatches can only be prevented by saying "No Snatches" which then grants immunity for 2 minutes.

*Dylan extends hand onto Brady's hard nipple*

Dylan: "Snatchesss"
Brady: WHAT THE LITERAL FRICK

*Christian screams from top of the lung*
Christan: "No Snatches!"

by Isnatches March 11, 2015

Body-Snatcher

The people who show up on death scenes and dead body calls to help the coroner move the deceased.

"Thank God for the Body-Snatchers, no way I'm moving that bloated maggot man after he's been marinating in the summer heat for a week."
"Do you know how hard it is to get dead guy juices out of a bulletproof vest? That's why cops let the body-snatchers move the victims on a death call."

by Officer C November 8, 2018

snatched up

a skinny bitch. usually refers to a dancer but can also be used for an abnormally thin woman. it is a compliment and always used in a light hearted joke.

damn girl, you're all snatched up! eat a steak!

by ballerina criminal May 3, 2010

Crum Snatcher

What a U.S. Marine calls his hand, also known as a meat hook or dick skinner.

Get that filthy crum snatcher out of my face before I rip your head off and shove it down your throat.

by C_Dog23 April 27, 2006

Weiner Snatcher

Someone Who Steals your pee-peee while ur in a public restroom

I was Sitting on the toilet when the WEINER SNATCHER walked up behind me.....i busted a cap in his ass

by ub3rn00b3r September 23, 2004