Slappin midgets

When a male jerks his gherkin. The ole pickle tickle.

Hey man, is Nate Dogg slappin midgets again!? That's the fifth time today.

by Realvimshady March 31, 2019

Swapping butters

When you're the bachelor at a stag party, and your friend's plate has a nicer piece of butter on it, so you decide to switch the plates

Yo, the butter on your plate looks nicer than mine, I'm swapping butters

by mandeepr April 4, 2019

Slapping the turkey leg

The act of masturbation while having a hand inserted into your anus

Bigs "Where was Frank last night?"
Biff "Oh Frank was slapping the turkey leg all night."

by The turkey leg of minith Morgu September 2, 2021

Slappin' backs

When you and your roommate hit the showers together and slap each others backs when they least expect it

My brother is in the shower with Dad again slappin' backs

by TonguePunchingAnalCavities April 5, 2022

slapping the kitty

(informal) To vigorously knead bread dough

Ben: are you making the bread?

Allister: yeah! slapping the kitty made me so hungry and I can't wait to eat it

Ben: can i have some?

by kittyslapper10 April 24, 2022

Slappin' And Blappin'

The practice of engaging in sexual intercourse with copious amounts of lube, producing wet, juicy, slaps and balls that can most definitely be heard by the neighbors.

Daaaamn bro, Astolfo and I really overdid it on the lube last night. You might even say we was slappin' and blappin'!

by The_Amazing_Gay April 13, 2023

swapping cars

When two men are balls deep in each others mouths swapping their cars. Quite literally my dick was a car and I was shoving (swapping) in and out of his mouth.

“Omg Ollie and Dereck were totally swapping cars after the concert.”
“Yeah dude, that was crazy”

by Swappingcars May 17, 2023