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Sideways Snail

A sexual position where a man penetrates a woman while vertical, but she is on her side. While ejaculating somewhere on her body, he drags the tip of his penis across her body, leaving a snail trail.
Damn girl, you just got sideways snailed.
by YesPapa47 April 5, 2021
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Dirty Snail

When you let a girl shit in your mouth and then you proceed to let her face ride you. After a couple of minutes of intermixing fluids, she rides down your body. The male then proceeds to crawl over the ground smothered in bodily fluids, while leaving a snail trail behind while making noises like Gary. The girl will then take upon the task to become the snail catcher, using her tongue to track the bodily fluids on the ground. When she finally catches the snail, she ends up jerking the snail off, catching the cum with titties. To defeat the snail, she pressures her boobies in the shit-covered face of the man to use the salty substance called sperm to destroy the target. After the snail loses consciousness the mating ritual ends.
Hey John, wanna do the dirty snail tonight?
by TheAssSnatcher January 14, 2022
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snail rape

When thy human rapes a snail found outside
Dude 1:“Yo dude wanna rape snails with me?”

Dude 2:”sure its kinda fun” snail rape is defined as a man/woman takes a snail and fucks it without consent
by Snailraper6969 April 12, 2021
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Snail Trail

When a girl drags her really wet pussy from her partner's cheat to the chin.
"Bro, last night my girl was super turned on, hopped on my stomach and just straight snail trailed me."
by BakedBaker April 18, 2021
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Snail Along

An infamous runescape youtuber known only for his introduction. Rumors say he conquered puberty others say he is the stig all we know is his name is Snail Along and he'll see you next time
runescape nerd 1: I wish I was Snail Along
PantherPro: me 2 noob me 2
by IAmJesusandHeisZacharias November 15, 2016
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Pink snail

Like a pink sock but the whole female reproductive system
“I queefed so hard I got a pink snail
by Longdongduck01 February 10, 2019
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wooly snail

Mark was so drunk the other night he tried eating his sisters wooly snail.
by Thomas broadway December 6, 2022
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