Spooly Snail

A slang term for a turbocharger in the car community, mainly because of how the snail and turbocharger look alike but also funny as a snail is quite slow but a turbocharger increases horsepower enough to make a noticeable difference in the top speed of a car.

Holy crap bro your spooly snail in that engine bay looking mad honker.

by Dr.BigHonker December 20, 2022

slut snail

Sexual act; when one person slides themself around/up the cum covered naked body of another.

I sucked his balls until he exploded everywhere then slut snailed up his body.

by Mora_bid666 February 8, 2019

Pink snail

Like a pink sock but the whole female reproductive system

“I queefed so hard I got a pink snail”

by Longdongduck01 February 10, 2019

snail trail

when y ou get cumm in and you scoot along the floor leaving a cum ttrail

oh fuck shes scooting towards me on the floor im gonna have to wipe up that snail trail later on i shouldve wore a condom

by jackass mcfucktrail February 16, 2019

Snail-facing

Sliding the woman’s lips of the vulva smoothly over another persons nose - leaving a trace of vaginal secretion on the face. This is usually not in a sexual context and is used for a mans demotion. Men’s alternative: see tee bagging.

Daniel got snail-faced by Sabrina this night. The secretion is still sticks on his entire face. He better had not tee-bagged her last night! Snail-facing is really the toughest stuff you can do as a girl!

by McDude4Real May 31, 2018

Snail sandwich

The act of taking a butter knife and shoving it up a woman’s pussy and scrap around for some vaginal secretion (the white clumpy shit in a pussy) and then using the secretion on a PB and J instead of jelly

Man I love when my wife makes me a snail sandwich for work! It’s delicious and has one hell of an aroma.

by Bigoleballsack September 23, 2022

Dirty Snail

When you let a girl shit in your mouth and then you proceed to let her face ride you. After a couple of minutes of intermixing fluids, she rides down your body. The male then proceeds to crawl over the ground smothered in bodily fluids, while leaving a snail trail behind while making noises like Gary. The girl will then take upon the task to become the snail catcher, using her tongue to track the bodily fluids on the ground. When she finally catches the snail, she ends up jerking the snail off, catching the cum with titties. To defeat the snail, she pressures her boobies in the shit-covered face of the man to use the salty substance called sperm to destroy the target. After the snail loses consciousness the mating ritual ends.

Hey John, wanna do the dirty snail tonight?

by TheAssSnatcher January 14, 2022