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buff the snail

buffing the snail, v., is the act of rigorously stimulating the clitoris. it is derived from the hand/wrist motion of theoretically "buffing" the shell of a snail, when in reality, you are rubbing a clit.
"I'm home alone. I'm really gonna buff the snail tonight."
by rockinrollbuttercup69420 July 8, 2016
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Snail Trail

When a girl drags her really wet pussy from her partner's cheat to the chin.
"Bro, last night my girl was super turned on, hopped on my stomach and just straight snail trailed me."
by BakedBaker April 18, 2021
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Snail Backed

When a girl rides a mans spine and leaves a slime trail.
Kim says "Will you have sex with me Chris?"
Chris replies "No but you can ride my bumpy spine and get yours."
Kim answers "We Snail Backed last week, can't we do some missionary?"
by SWMO GTH May 22, 2015
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wooly snail

Mark was so drunk the other night he tried eating his sisters wooly snail.
by Thomas broadway December 6, 2022
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Pink snail

Like a pink sock but the whole female reproductive system
“I queefed so hard I got a pink snail
by Longdongduck01 February 10, 2019
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Sideways Snail

A sexual position where a man penetrates a woman while vertical, but she is on her side. While ejaculating somewhere on her body, he drags the tip of his penis across her body, leaving a snail trail.
Damn girl, you just got sideways snailed.
by YesPapa47 April 5, 2021
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Dirty Snail

When you let a girl shit in your mouth and then you proceed to let her face ride you. After a couple of minutes of intermixing fluids, she rides down your body. The male then proceeds to crawl over the ground smothered in bodily fluids, while leaving a snail trail behind while making noises like Gary. The girl will then take upon the task to become the snail catcher, using her tongue to track the bodily fluids on the ground. When she finally catches the snail, she ends up jerking the snail off, catching the cum with titties. To defeat the snail, she pressures her boobies in the shit-covered face of the man to use the salty substance called sperm to destroy the target. After the snail loses consciousness the mating ritual ends.
Hey John, wanna do the dirty snail tonight?
by TheAssSnatcher January 14, 2022
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