Dingle Smurf

When a male jerks off onto a pile of fresh blueberries and gives it to his girlfriend to eat.

Guy: "I made you this Dingle Smurf's babe"
Girl: "You're so great. Thank you"

by Tom Jickes March 4, 2009

smurf

Term used in online gaming to signify a famous person playing games under a fake name. Term was coined by Warcraft legend "Shlonglor."

We lost to those smurfs: they were better than we thought they would be.

by GringoSuperStar June 2, 2003

Smurfed

To get wacked in the face with a penis

My friend Smurfed me on my porch when i wasnt looking....

by Jenny September 6, 2004

Smurfy's Law

Anything that can be smurfed, will be smurfed.

(Also if you're feeling ambivalent about something, use the word smurf.)

Steve: So I heard you just saw "Interstellar"! What did you think?
Dave: I thought Christopher Nolan totally smurfed it! His use of the black-hole singularity as a plot device was, well, smurf. It really smurfed me.

Steve: Ya, I feel ya, definitely a case of Smurfy's Law in action!

by Philleepe January 8, 2015

Surface

One who doesn't or isn't able to have a complex thought process when listening to music; Thinks of everything basically.

He thinks lil yachty is a good rapper, Probably because he's so surface.

by Bhanty February 12, 2017

Drunky Smurf

Taken from the lovable 70's cartoon, Drunky Smurf is the smurf who cannot hold her liquor.

"Sarabeth had too much too drink!"

"Yeah...she is such a Drunky Smurf!"

by Seanie-Monica March 19, 2009

smurf village

after a group of penises are wacked on ones face. a smurf village refers to the mushroom shaped welts left behind durring the process.

hey Keri! looks like you have a smurf village on your face, did you have a hard night?

by ad s June 20, 2014