smplof

shitting my pants laughing on the floor; a replacement of the growing obsoletness of texting terms such as haha, lol, and rofl

"when adam jizzed in his pants when our math teacher mrs. walker came into the room, i was smplof"

" when sarah's clothes got all wet and i could see her bare essentials, i was smplof"

by John Walkerson January 25, 2009

smpzmcyt

a person who loves a song called Baby by Justin Bieber, thinks Obsessed by Addison Rae is kinda a good song😇 but i still love her😒☝️

Someone: Omg! Who is this person? Her username is smpzmcyt!

Me: GIVE ME THAT PHONE RIGHT NOW SHES ONE OF MY BEST FOLLOWERS🙁‼️

by boxysweaters June 1, 2021

smpb

Suck My Pussy Bitch

“Aw man she’s sucks!”
“YEA SMPB!”

by icyizzyferr September 16, 2021

SMPOL

suck my penis oh lover
or
slashing my pants of laughter

bev: i did yo momma last night
nick: SMPOL

by bev, nick and fin August 21, 2008

smplsh

An abbreviation for "shit my pants laughing so hard".
First seen by Jason "Mayhem" Miller's tweet.

A: Man, I just smplsh!
B: What? That doesn't make any sense!
A: Yes, it does, it means "shit my pants laughing so hard"!!.
B: ... who'd even come up with something like that :/

by MelEnt June 24, 2011

smpcb

Suck my Presidential cock, Bitch.

Abe Lincoln - "Smpcb!" Inocent bystander - "Hey, isn't that from WKUK?"

by bananapotpie August 31, 2011

smpatti

Smpatti is tiktoker that is in love with Karl jacobs, smpatti has over 3k fans/followers.

Smpatti is a simp for Karl jacobs

by SmpSimpTiktok June 6, 2021