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An abbreviation for "shit my pants laughing so hard".
First seen by Jason "Mayhem" Miller's tweet.
A: Man, I just smplsh!
B: What? That doesn't make any sense!
A: Yes, it does, it means "shit my pants laughing so hard"!!.
B: ... who'd even come up with something like that :/
smplsh by MelEnt June 24, 2011
Urban Dictionary Merch
Short for "Shit my pants I laughed so hard." Also used as IJSMPILSH (I just shit my pants i laughed so hard). The phrase can be used as a more expressive and more graphic version of the classic 'lol' or 'rofl.' This abbreviation was created by Axel K. and Josh H. during biology class in 2006.
SomeGuy46: ugh i just sneezed on my screen.

OtherPerson007: SMPILSH.

SomeGuy46: screw u.
SMPILSH by Axel Kammerer January 12, 2009
Brad: Jacob is such a fucking smelsh!!
Tyrone: I know!! I hate her so much! She caught the big gay!
smelsh by SOOKATGOLDY March 27, 2019
A high school outcast; pariah. someone who is rarely seen outside of school. In most cases, the person smells bad or has a distasteful quality about them.
Mark: "I didn't see Nate at the party last night."
Oliver: "I know, what a Smelsh, i only see him in History class."
Smelsh by DrTillslyPhD January 17, 2010
a hoe and a whore mixed together- usually used as a joke not to be mean
Woah Luke your a smelsh!
Smelsh by whenurmommagay March 27, 2019

splsh worthy 

When a girl is so bad, you want to fuck them. This can be said on multiple occasions and they will not know what you’re talking about.
bro she’s splsh worthy.
splsh worthy by 3000yearsold December 8, 2021

sm0lshroom2 

sm0lshroom2 is a tiktok creator who loves anime and Genshin. They don't post much but they are hella nice!
Random human: Did you see that one tiktoker wanting friends? I think their user was sm0lshroom2

Random human two: Oh yeah I did, I'm moots with them!
sm0lshroom2 by Yermomsmom February 14, 2022
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