Cookies and cream smoothie

When you're getting pegged by a girl but you shit and cum at the same time.

Bro me and Jessica had a crazy night yesterday. We even had a cookies and cream smoothie.

by S.A alpha January 2, 2021

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Sour patch smoothie

When your eating out a girl and she pisses in your mouth and you collect some of it in your mouth and try to spit it back into her vagina

She gave me a Sour patch smoothie last night i Don't think I'll see her again

by I hate avrin February 17, 2022

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Smoothre

Doing something smooth, like casanova. With an ethnic twist.

1a I slipped one in her bro
b SMOOTHRE!!

2a I had 3 k's of crack last night
b shit thats impressive
a would you say it was smooth
b na it was SMOOTHRE!!

by sugar, champ August 9, 2006

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Smooted

To leave town without saying goodbye to anybody, to slide out without a phone call, text, even a facebook message...

"She smooted her ass out of town"
"She smooted away, without saying a word!"

by zimzimmerrr August 25, 2011

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1) In essence a metrosexual. One who shaves body hair thus severely lacking in all masculinity.
2) A gay man feigning heterosexuality.
3) A man/boy who sags his pants below him ass.
4) An emo male.
5) Any male lead on Vampire Diaries.

'E' from entourage is the patron of all smoothe boys. Michael Bay is a prime example of a desperate smoothe boy.

by Reality82 December 18, 2012

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