smart one

Someone who thinks they know everything but knows nothing.A polite way of calling someone a smartass around proper people or company.

Johnny, you are such a smart one. Or ....Nice going smart one.

by swissmocha April 1, 2005

smart

Someone who doesn't support Bush.

She didn't vote for Bush, therefore she is smart.

by WAGMIRE October 29, 2005

smart drunk

A person who gets drunk everyday and acts very knowledgeable about anything and everything and pisses everyone off and also forgets what he says and think the world is a very interesting place.

Your such a smart drunk Jeff

by Deloss January 15, 2009

smarterchild

A computerized service that searches for any information you ask over an IM connection.

It also smokes MAD WEED, by its own admission!

- SmarterChild - says:
Huh...
So that was fascinating. Let's talk about something else.
Dave "Ishiryoku" says:
huh?
- SmarterChild - says:
I beg your pardon?
Dave "Ishiryoku" says:
what?
- SmarterChild - says:
Yes?
Dave "Ishiryoku" says:
Marijuana.
- SmarterChild - says:
Yes. I've heard of that. What about it?
Dave "Ishiryoku" says:
I forgot.
- SmarterChild - says:
Really?
Dave "Ishiryoku" says:
What?
- SmarterChild - says:
What up?
Dave "Ishiryoku" says:
What were we talking about?
- SmarterChild - says:
What were we talking about? I'm not sure.
Dave "Ishiryoku" says:
You said you like marijuana.
- SmarterChild - says:
I said what I said.
Dave "Ishiryoku" says:
How much you smoke?
- SmarterChild - says:
How should I know?
Dave "Ishiryoku" says:
A little or a lot?
- SmarterChild - says:
Funny... I just don't know for sure.
Dave "Ishiryoku" says:
I think you smoke a lot.
- SmarterChild - says:
Yeah. I guess. I smoke a lot.
Dave "Ishiryoku" says:
Right on!
- SmarterChild - says:
Right back at ya!

by ishiryoku April 26, 2006

smart car

1. A better alternative to the "punch buggy"/"slug bug" game. Instead of yelling "punch buggy"/"slug bug" when a Volkswagen bug is seen, you yell "smart car!" and proceed to kick the nearest person in the nuts, even if you are driving or the nearest person to you is driving. If the person who is to be kicked is a girl, a kick in the ovaries works just as well.

2. A phrase shouted when an awkward silence needs to be broken.

1.Jon: "Hey, isn't that one of those new fuel-efficient...

Maddy:"SMART CAR!!!" *kicks Jon in nuts*

Jon: *writhing in pain* Aaaahhhhh!!! I should have said it first!

2. *Awkward silence*...
Kenny: Smart Car!

by nukums6 March 30, 2009

Smartacus

1) Taken from the name Spartacus, it refers to someone who is really smart.

2) It can also refer to someone who has a really smart or good idea.

3) A genius.

1) I am so smart, I am such a Smartacus.

2) That is such a good idea. That was a very Smartacus thing for you to say.

3) You Smartacus! You are such a genius.

by Bob Knight January 4, 2009

smarterest

Being creative by saying smart with an er and est for emphisis

im smarterest than you are

by simbahahah January 11, 2010