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The period of time directly preceding one's mid-life crisis.
During this time, the affected person or persons will spend all of his or her time on the internet, watching video-after-video. Most of these videos, if not all, pertain to slapstick humor in some way. Additionally, the affected person may obligate nearby friends or family members to accompany them in video-watching.
Sober middle-aged males who work in factories are significantly more prone to a video slump than others.
Symptoms of someone in their video-slump may include pale skin from lack of sunlight, a beard, and a habit of telling long stories whilst acting out each scene.
The period of time directly preceding one's mid-life crisis.
During this time, the affected person or persons will spend all of his or her time on the internet, watching video-after-video. Most of these videos, if not all, pertain to slapstick humor in some way. Additionally, the affected person may obligate nearby friends or family members to accompany them in video-watching.
Sober middle-aged males who work in factories are significantly more prone to a video slump than others.
Symptoms of someone in their video-slump may include pale skin from lack of sunlight, a beard, and a habit of telling long stories whilst acting out each scene.
That guy is in one hell of a video slump - today he made me watch a guy get smashed in the face with a guitar AND Pinocchio wiping out on a dirt-bike!
by Mollyownsmysoul March 17, 2006
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I ran into your mom and sister at the mall the other day and we decided to go for a Bamboon Slurpee.
Yo, that chick is a fuckin' hurtin' skeeze, she drinks Bamboon Slurpees like they ice teas!
Yo, that chick is a fuckin' hurtin' skeeze, she drinks Bamboon Slurpees like they ice teas!
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a crisis that occurs when a person questions their entire existence, much like a mid life crisis, but occurs in your late teens or early twenties. very prevalent in college sophomores.
girl 1: wow, julie's been having a quarter life slump lately.
girl 2: yeah, i hope she doesn't get pregnant.
girl 2: yeah, i hope she doesn't get pregnant.
by CJ Dogg February 24, 2009
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Get the Slurpie mug.Taking a partially full slurpee and throwing it at something/someone of significance as a prank or an act of war.
by corporaltyler June 14, 2010
Get the Slurpee bomb mug.The Slurpee Capital of the World is the city inwhich consumes the most slurpees in the world compared to many other cities.
Winnipeg has been the slurpee capital since 1999. (now being 2010)
Winnipeg on averages over 188,000 slurpees a month, even though its known for its coldness.
Kennewick, Washington, USA falsely claimed to be the Slurpee Capital of the World, later to be proven. The false claim uproared Winnipegers, to such a degree, that they got radio stations aware of the lie.
Winnipeg has been the slurpee capital since 1999. (now being 2010)
Winnipeg on averages over 188,000 slurpees a month, even though its known for its coldness.
Kennewick, Washington, USA falsely claimed to be the Slurpee Capital of the World, later to be proven. The false claim uproared Winnipegers, to such a degree, that they got radio stations aware of the lie.
by Kipperkell January 11, 2010
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