slow fuck

Verb - The process of gradually bailing out of a planned activity with your friends

Friend 1: Hey is John coming to the party.

Friend 2: He hasn't RSVP'd yet but I think he's trying to slow fuck his way out of it.

by tbone152 May 3, 2018

slow-releaser

When you slow release a fart in a quiet room in hopes nobody hears it with the sense of paranoia and the smell is only thing left

Amanda: Hey Shane did you hear that

Shane: Hear what

Amanda: Oh nothing just doing a slow-releaser

Shane: The rooms quiet I didn't hear anything, ugh wtf is that smell

Amanda: Exactly

by lavajoes21 January 5, 2014

slow thing

a person considered to be very stupid or says or does stupid things

"what are you doing now Ryann you slow thing"

by johnnymoe February 21, 2014

Slow Playing

Acting slow; clueless when someone is trying to mess with and/or date you. Bullshitting.

Me: You know I like you quit slow playing.

by itsM3a November 23, 2022

slow screw

When a man screws a woman slowly giving her a slow grinding F--k .

"Last night I took Carla home and gave her the slow screw!"

by Frank Savage November 4, 2015

Slow me

When someone shows you the slowest way possible to do something

Mikey is going to slow me how to do that

by Olhatch July 12, 2022

sippin slow

Drinking syrup (cough syrup, lean)

I'm just smoking weed and sippin slow

by Nonamegypse March 11, 2017