slippery steven

When you take a Trojan magnum condom and fill it all the way up with lube and then hit someone in the face with it

Person 1: Dude I just saw him get a slippery steven.
Person 2: Aw gross!

by Brennan610 May 29, 2010

slippery hip

d1-One who experiences/suffers regular or even nightly "wet dreams."

d2-Chronic Masterbater. You know who you are.

I believe in Aliens-SoWhATdontcallmedummywokeupthismorninshirtstucktomytummycallmeSLIPPERYHiPSyoDontgetittwistedIlikeBIGGAPESandmebitchezdubblefisted. Word Wax.
slippery hip

by pony lipps March 5, 2014

Slippery whistler

When a woman is in prime orgasm and the pussy farts so knarly that she can play the harmonica with this musical whistle

Dude last night I was having sexual relations with your sister, she started screaming and bam! Out came a slippery whistler. It was like music to my ears.

by Whitelavenderr June 29, 2016

slippery ass

When the guy eats the girls ass and leaves his saliva in her ass crack.

"God Oliver, you gave me slippery ass again! stop eating my ass!"

by Bigdiggydog February 10, 2017

slippery tube dude

A hard corn on the cob drizzled with grease, long hands, and an overactive digestive system.

That slippery tube dude's got me cucked!

by cuckzzzruss May 22, 2018

Slippery dick

When you fell down the rabbit hole again with a good dick who’s a fuckboy.

Don’t date him again. It’s a slippery dick.

by AgentSunshine September 30, 2018

Slippery Geico

Its the slippery gecko, you shove your partner against the shower wall while kissing them, but when you quickly try to put ur penis in their anus you say to them "15 minutes could save you 15% or more on car insurance with geico"

Man 1: "i gave my girlfriend the slippery geico the other day, she wasnt too happy about it because she uses progressive car insurance"
Man 2: "did you tell her exacly HOW much she could be saving with geico?"
Man 1: "of course i did, she climbed up the wall screaming halfway through me saying it"

by HIV fries April 1, 2021