Slammered

When one reaches a point of intoxicatiion resulting in a night spent in a jail cell. A cross between being hammered and in the slammer:

Hammered + Slammer (jail) = Slammered

Person 1 "Hey man did you hear that Kevin got kicked out of the Whisky bar last night?"

Person 2 "Yeah man, he was so drunk he wound up in the piss tank, he was slammered."

by The dart 07 February 7, 2010

potty slammer

One who inserts his penis into another (mans) anus repeatedly, with a large degree of force.

Wow, look how damaged jakes asshole is! I'll bet his potty slammer of a boyfriend pummeled his poo chute hard!!

by Ross September 13, 2004

Wagon Slayer

A nerd-tastic character class that is prominently featured in many popular RPGs. Can burn and maim convieniently placed wagons, carts and the like, while bringing full throttle balls-to-the-wall nerdgasms.

My +79 Wagon Slayer wipes shit on your fagworthy Paladin

by Arking Nerdenheimer January 17, 2008

king slayer

King Slayer is a sexual reference to punishing a king. Often used for forcefully making the king your bitch. To fulfill this you need to be able to sexually abuse the king. Quote from a fellow king slayer: “Troll blood is my drink, Riding dick is my kink”

We are King Slayers, drink the troll blood and abuse this king!

by Lip abuser October 30, 2019

Trunk slammer

Derogatory term for tourists or anybody out of town . Who comes to Northern Michigan to vacation...typically they also known as cone suckers , flat landers and merbs......they are a particularly rude bunch and expect service and immediate attention because they are "spending their money in our shitty little town and we should be grateful" no shit an actual quote from a female trunk slammer

Awe shit..memorial day weekend is upon us... the trunk slammers are headed your way...prepare yourselves

by Willie shaverpus May 28, 2022

slammer

Another word fo prision, jail, pen, crowbar hotel...and so on.

Zach went to the slammer fo robbin a bank.

by cartman5000 August 9, 2004

Paul Slater

GORGEOUS sadly fictional character from novel series the Mediator by Meg Cabot. Curly brown hair and piercing eyes and the most melting kiss. Every girl wants him but all he wants is the ambicious and butt-kicking fellow shifter Susannah Simon, who happens to be in love with the one and only Jesse de Silva, ghost-turned-human HOTTIE EXTRAORDINAIRE. Did I mention he can see, talk to, and touch dead people? He's a shifter. He can also time travel and once tried to keep Jesse from dying by going back in time. His ability to be hot, evil, sweet, attractive, and extremely smart is undeniable

Paul's blue-eyed gaze bore into me. There wasn't the slightest hint of a smile on his face anymore. "Suze, when are you going to get it?"

That was when I finally noticed how close his face was to mine. Just inches away, really. I started instinctively to pull away, but the fingers that had been holding down Dr. Slaski's papers suddenly lifted and seized my wrist. I looked down at Paul's hand. His tanned skin was very dark against mine.

"Jesse's dead," Paul said. "But that doesn't mean you have to act like you are, too."

"I don't," I protested. "I--"

But I didn't get to finish my little speech, because right in the middle of it, Paul leaned over and kissed me.

-Mediator 5: Haunted by Meg Cabot

We love Paul Slater

-Pfcers

by hellonicious July 7, 2006