Siri

A thing on a Apple product you can talk to and get information from the internet.

I told Siri to look up “How does a television work” and got some information.

by TeirTeir June 20, 2018

Siri

A nice lady until you ask her to do something “Searching the web for ...”

T-Boy says: siri, when did D. L. Menard die?
Siri: “Searching the web for When Did D. L. Menard die”

by J_dawg/jojo July 4, 2018

Scrit

The name given to someone who is dishevelled in appearance, low in popularity, and seemingly of low morality. Including, but not exclusively, those that carry an odour of urine.

‘What’s up Scrit?’
‘Look at that Scrit over yonder loitering by the toilets’
‘I’ve forgotten my P.E. Kit, I’ll have to borrow the Scrit Kit’

by LMLB July 22, 2018

Shrit

You done goofed. You've been updogged and henweighed. #shrit #goofed #saloon

Thomas shut me down and I'm a Shrit head

by JR12345678 September 2, 2018

Sarithan

Sarithan is the name of a boy. Sarithans are often weird and cringy, but can be super funny as well!

Sarithans are often skinny and they don’t eat much. If you meet a Sarithan, make sure you have food on you.

Oh, wow. Is that Sarithan?
Are you friends with him?

Sarithan is a boy name, a name of a boy.

by The correct info lol October 10, 2018

Siri

Your personal life slave who always jacks of to your instergram nudes she or he loves frosty the pedo and is very good at seeing certain types of porn

Siri motherfucker

by Barney the pedo November 18, 2018

Scritch

Somebody that keeps scrolling on your phone after only being allowed to look at one thing. A scrolling bitch

Person 1: "She is such a scritch"
Person 2:"I know. I allowed her to look at one picture in my gallery, but she scrolled so far that she found my smut folder!"

Person 3: "Scritch!"

by Hi welcome to chili's 🌶️ December 18, 2018