Dirty Simmo

The act of performing a rectal examination by tickling one balls with his moustache while connected to a Captain Morgan I.V

Frank: Hey Justin, After this night out, we're gonna have to try a Dirty Simmo!

Justin : Sounds good babe!

by Em-Banga June 18, 2022

wilhelm and simon

soulmates, made for each other, gay asf

Hey there’s Wilhelm and Simon, the best boyfriends to ever exist.

by ralph836zfh July 4, 2021

simone

Simone is a crazy my extremley hot girl who weirdos are strangley attracted to. She is also the most bangable ass in rock n roll ;)

Woah...she must be a simone.

by xaivilox October 31, 2008

Ben Simmons

used to describe a basketball player afraid to play basketball

Take the layup! Don't pass it to another guy like Ben Simmons.

by buyvqdfyewhqw July 13, 2022

Don't be a Simon

Used in the early days of American Idol when the world was new to the competition and Simon Cowell was the biggest douche bag on the planet. This phrase can be used the same way as Don't be a dick!

Dad: Thanks for making this wonderful breakfast kiddo.

Son: You're welcome dad.

Mom: ...I don't know..the pancakes were a little dry and the eggs were undercooked..and don't get me started about the-

Dad: Dammit babe, Don't be a Simon.

by Pow! Whap! Kapam!...Batman sounds May 26, 2008

Simon

The most amazing, caring individual you'll ever meet. his impressions will make u giggle, and his smile will make u melt. he's the most Psychobilly boy out there. he often wears bondage pants, butt flaps, creepers and a psychohawk. he may look tough and mean, but in actuality he is the sweetest person ever. he'll make your heart melt.

"have u met simon yet?"
"nope"
"well, you should. your life will be more complete."

by Nikki Cupcakes February 19, 2009

simon

Simon (Si-mon): Adjective; to be a lad, legend, general all round party animal.

"Dude you're the life of the party, you're such a Simon" "Mate did you see that guy, he is a REAL Simon" :D

by Laskar man March 6, 2007