single 15

Single 15 - a) losing 15 pounds after a break up - because "you've lost your appetite" and/or you want to be hot. b) you gain 15 pounds after breaking up - because you're "so upset," drinking like cray, eating ice cream, and/or are on tinder.

-"Omg, we just broke up, how have I already gained the single 15!?"

-"Ugh, the only good thing about leaving him was the single 15!"

by Single15 July 29, 2014

single mingler

A man who does not lock himself down with a single partner and revels in the idea of sharing his exploits with fellow minglers.

Are you kidding me ... am I seeing yet another post on Single Minglers.

by the judge fudge November 30, 2016

single train

When you havent been in a relationship for 6 months plus. you are officially single. and apart of the single train.

hey lisa
hey poophead
wyd
nun
how long you been single for
man i masturbate with a toothbrush, ive been single for a whole year
damn wtf tmi bitch
oh my bad
okay youre officially part of the single train
damn
damn

by KoalazRsEXy February 26, 2020

Single wiper

When you pinch off a fat log and it only takes one wipe to clean up.

Friend: Dude that was a quick trip to the bathroom.

Me: yeah it was a single wiper.

by Angry Steve January 10, 2017

Single Pegger

When a car is so garbage that it only spins one wheel instead of both when trying to do a burnout.

“Cunt look at Sam leaving in his VX. He’s gonna do a burnout watch! Aw fuck. It’s just a single pegger.”

by Jona123 July 27, 2021

shit single

shitty hit single

that song sucked, it must be a shit single

by slashthenoob May 26, 2010

chronically single

when oneself is either unable to form relationships with the opposite sex or is rejected to the point they just want to be single to stay happy. Many people who are chronically single are either agressive gamers, drug or alcohol abusers, or loners but is not limited to those.

Girl 1: WHtas the deal with that boy? He looks like he could just die but he's at all those parties.

Girl 2: He's chronically single.

Girl 1: Ohhh I see. Poor guy, what could of caused it?

by theColonel94 February 5, 2010