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sigalas-selas

A 50 year old man, who teaches high school students. He is mean to little blonde girls, and makes fun of there weight. He teaches us to become beekeepers and magician. He also thinks he can coach basketball... when hes actually really bad at it..
why are you such a "sigalas-selas" ?
by higgy bye November 21, 2010
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simanLa

Has been half a virgin since 8th grade. She has a compulsive lying disorder and is legally bipolar. She will disown her bestfriends for a boy in the drop of a hat. This explains why she only has one friend. Now we all know who Henrietta is... "the friendly MOLE" on her back that comsumes twice daily anything in its sight. Shes a "chocoholic" i guess you could say, she loves girls to lick it off of her and have ugly guys whack the salami to this sight. We have made up songs about that mole- we have captured it, tamed it and made friends with it. BLONDE=NO but WANNABE=YES! This chick thinks shes hot because she gets retarded allllll alooooneeeee and smokes but she really is just a big loser who wants to be like cool people. but she aint ever going to be like me. one question goes out to her, are you showing your true colors?
go to a party she at and you can see fo youself
by allotta vagina April 29, 2005
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Jonathan is playing farming simulator again, what a sad guy.
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1. The act of moving, similar to a ant.

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"yo, what the fuck are you doin', ass bag?" I'm Paul Wall, baby!" "Are you tellin' me that you're 'crawlin' low, similar to a ant'?" "yes" "...douche bag..."
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simulator

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Good from far but far from good.
Pamela Anderson is a walking simulator.

'You can only simulate the idea of a perfect woman.'
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Our arguments were similar but not quite the same. Yours was that the choice was rendered arbitrary by the thing. Mine was that it was inherently arbitrary due the immutability of desirable traits. Like, if you have the things everyone wants then who you give it to is arbitrary. And mine was better. Because I'm a genius. 🤷
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