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Speeding ticket

When you, a retard that can’t just STAY IN THE FUCKING SPEED LIMIT, BECAUSE YOU ARE A RECKLESS AND DESTRUCTIVE DUMBASS, get pulled over for speeding. Dropping a gear and disappearing is also considered evading and eluding arrest; don’t do it. 1; now if you get caught you get punished MORE, dumbass, and 2; you’ll hit something and die for being a retard with a crotch rocket superbike wreck for a brain.
Respectable Sheriff: “Sir, did you even know how fucking fast you were go-“
Recipient of speeding ticket: *Drops a gear and tries to disappear, runs into an F-450, getting his blood and guts dragged across a road after being launched.*
Respectable Sheriff: “Holy shit… I’m just gonna call that one in……”
You can die, dumbass. Hold your horses and be reasonable. Have some fucking patience. Get there early, get there late; doesn’t matter. Just fucking get there and don’t die. It helps.
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Shedding Inhibitions

A wholesome story about a mother and son reconnecting!
Guy 1: Yo, brb, gonna go read Shedding Inhibitions.

Guy 2: What?
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Shedding Inhibitions

A wholesome story about a mother and son reconnecting!
Guy 1: Yo, brb, gonna go read Shedding Inhibitions.

Guy 2: What?
by someskyrimfan2 May 14, 2023
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Speeding Galaxy Rocks

A Rock (or rocks) that you can take and after taking these rocks you will be in a speedy flight to the Galaxy
I had some fire as Speeding Galaxy Rocks last night!!
by Change.Rosr34 August 14, 2023
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seeding

The newest (rather brainrot) slang as of 7/17/2024, meaning: Anything relevant to the situation, or not. It's anything that either fits into the context of the situation, or doesn't.

It's used when people either don't wish to type out/want to keep their activities private. Seeding or the actions of someone who has seeded cannot be questioned. It should typically be replied to more neutrally, but it depends per context. Seeding can be used seriously or humorously. Refers generally to non-web related activities as well as web related activities. One shouldn't entirely use it to confuse people, losing it's definition. If you are seeding, you are doing something that you simply didn't choose to name, preferring to simplify it, or for humorous purposes rather than spending time explaining, though not limited. Alike the slang from the 1990's, full send, seeding has a version of this.

If you are full-seed, you are set on doing something committedly. If you are fully-seeding, you are actively working with full commitment to your seedling. There are no other full-seeds.

When referring to seeding, you call it seeding, minus exceptions.

If you are yet to seed, refer to it as a seed, or that you're gonna seed. If you plan to seed, that's a seedling. Seedlings=ideas.

If you are actively seeding, you are in-seed, or seeding.

If you had been seeding, and are back , you are/had seeded.

A good rule of thumb is if you can refer to making a sandwich, you're good to say it. Happy seeding.
EXAMPLE 1:

Person 1: "Hey, cut it out, I'm seeding rn."

Person 2: "My bad, I'll leave you to it."

EXAMPLE TWO:

"I need a min to seed."

"Oh alr, ur good."

EXAMPLE 3:

"is everyone seeding now..?"

"Yea ngl-"

EXAMPLE 5:

"Chat, I have a seedling."

"Alright, you gonna do it?"

"Yeah def."

EXAMPLE 6:

"CHAT, I'M FULLY-SEEDING RN."

*Chat applauds and cheers them on, empowering them to keep up their full-seed/seeding.*
by VOX >:) July 17, 2024
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Shredding Paper

The residual effects of a loose bowel movement after the initial flush of the toilet bowl.
Damn Brian the bowl looks like you shredding paper out cho asshole. Give a brother a courtesy flush next time!
by Assman329 July 26, 2024
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sweebing

when my buddy shmarshall does a whorish maneuver on the dancefloor before a nice and healthy brunch with friends
damn shmarshall nice sweebing sweetcakes
by anonymous September 11, 2023
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