shapes

1) meant to describe someone who is not fat, but odd looking.

That weird guy at my work looks... shapes.

by sowutifimuglt,ugly! January 21, 2007

Shapes

When you dance you throw shapes.

Mate in Digital the other night I was throwing some big shapes!

by Kanyelover May 29, 2008

shapes

A large overweight person who's stomach does not flab around, it is muscular and hard.

That guy over there is so shapes.

by holdmeclosertonydanza July 31, 2006

Shaping

Shaping, or the slang version "Mike Keithing", is when the shapeshifting master himself, aka Michael Keith, "shapes" into different shapes, items, and the new form of shaping, people. Exhibit A (Michael Keith) has spent many years perfecting the art of shaping by channeling his energy of the shape to preform various acts of "Mike Keithing", such as a giant penis, a toilet with puke in it, controllers of sorts, and the ever popular "Mike Keith tampon". Furthermore Exhibit A is known to shape in the blink of an eye, so watch out for things in your house, car, or even things on your body, as the Shapeshifting Master himself is likely be one of those items.

"I didn't have a costume for Halloween so i channeled my shaping energy to go as an octagon."

by Zaeros April 4, 2009

shap

a combination of shit and crap. Used when you cannot figure out which form of the word to use.

"Dude i ran over your dog's tail."
"OH Shap! you retard!"

by Raddichio April 6, 2005

Shapes

A person who is generally overweight but the fat is porportioned oddly. Perhaps they look normal except for awkwardly fat arms or a double chin. It can also apply to someone who's fat seems to move around, or they gain and lose large amounts of weight on a regular basis.

Well I don't know. Bob's a nice guy and all but he's totally shapes so I wouldn't date him.

My english teacher is totally shapes and I can't stop starring at her weird porportions.

by Hattey April 15, 2008

shape on

The meaning "shape on" is a turm used by casual drug users to get a gathering of like minded people together to part take in session. Theses sessions can last from a few hours to a few days.

"Hey Sarah what you up to? Fancy coming for a shape on??"

"lets go get are shape on"

"Sarah you got hell of a shape on sort it out"

"Im shaped right up"

by Chixster July 29, 2010