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stairway shuffle

The awkward dance between two people as they try to pass each other on narrow staircases
Hey man. Sorry I'm late, got stuck in a stairway shuffle on the 3rd floor.
by lilmisshanrahan February 21, 2010
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Louisiana Shuffle

Having your pants on your ankles and shuffling usually done after a Kentucky Switch
Last night I had to Louisiana Shuffle to my bedroom after I took a dump
by denimDom March 7, 2020
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Wank Shuffle

Imagining an object of desire during masturbation and then deciding to switch focus on a different source of inspiration. E.g An ex-girlfriend gets replaced in imagery for the office hottie. Beware to not allow an image of a grotty rotter in while locking on
I can't dedicate this one to one woman, I'll put a few on wank shuffle
by Nested Elevator January 6, 2018
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Trenton shuffle

changing between nj transit train and septa train at trenton
I had to do the Trenton shuffle to get over to philly
by NovaHEV December 23, 2022
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refrigerator shuffle

the awkward movement of a grossly obese person.
refrigerator shuffle: Imagine two people on either side of a refrigerator. One person holds the appliance in place while the other slides or shuffles their side forward.
by dogwang October 26, 2012
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Buckle Shuffle

An almost rhythmic dance done by a toilet bowl user who is about to lose control of his or her bowels. This usually happens when one's belt will not come undone at the anticipated rate, and panic sets in, as a bowel movement is immenent.
Whoo, that was close. I almost crapped my pants last night. I barely made it to the bathroom, and was doing the buckle shuffle, right before I blew mud all over the toilet!
by Pepto Alternative November 29, 2011
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Tomah Shuffle

The act of stopping during a road trip for the sole purpose of shuffling passengers and drivers either within one car or across multiple cars in the convoy.

The reasons for a Tomah Shuffle vary and include but are not limited to: foul odor, fatigue, quarreling between passengers, payload issues, excessive banter, or because one was scheduled.

The origins of the name come from an abnormally cool late summer day. The boys were in the middle of the five hour trek from Milwaukee on their way to Minneapolis to visit LEGO land at mall of America as well as a round of mini golf if time allowed. Since it was lunch time. The boys decided to stop in Tomah, Wisconsin and visit the Kentucky Fried Chicken buffet to sample the local fare. However, to the disappointment of the boys, the buffet was taken out during a remodel prior to their arrival. Since there was no other reason to spend any amount of time in Tomah, the boys decided to get back into the car and continue their journey. Due to the excitement and later devastation caused by the buffet, the boys forgot their seating arrangement and had to make a new one on the spot, thus the Tomah Shuffle was born.
Since we were four hours into our nine hour drive and I was getting too tired to drive, we decided to pull onto the Casey’s general store parking lot and pull of a Tomah Shuffle to choose a new driver so it was safe to continue the 30 mile drive to the nearest kwik trip where we could stop and buy some coffee and Mac and cheese before finishing the journey.
by Deadeye Donny August 19, 2019
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