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screwdad

A miscellaneous piece of hardware that requires some sort of screw driving implement (be it a Phillips head, IKEA wrench or otherwise) to put it in its place. The term is a hybridization of screw and doodad.
Has anyone seen that screwdad we use to keep this amplifier bolted down to the rack?
by jrax May 29, 2007
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screw and bolt

The act of screwing someone and then runing like hell. Usually when both ppl are drunk
I screwed and bolted on this really ugly chick. I was drunk at the time. Screw and bolt
by falabaladingdong March 21, 2010
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Screwed Magoo'd

His boss fired him and fucked his wife. Damn he got screwed magoo'd
by ScrewedMagoo'd November 8, 2011
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screwed the granny

v. From the t.v. show Futurama, to screw up, particularly to go back in time and mess up the future flow of events. From the episode where the main character, Fry, went back in time and slept with a woman who turned out to be his grandmother. Used in later episodes to indicate a time-related screw-up.
(After Fry took a lantern meant to signal Paul Revere) Fry, you've really screwed the granny this time!

Marty McFly, you kissed your mom?!? Boy, you've really screwed the granny this time!
by Trina94 November 20, 2013
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Screw the nut

Glaswegian slang meaning “be careful”, “pay attention” or “stop messing about” depending on the situation. Your “nut” is your head, or your brain, to be more precise!
“Screw the nut, ya dafty!”
…means “stop messing about, you silly person!”
by Terrysuki July 25, 2022
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Pirate Screwdriver

A screwdriver (traditionally vodka and orange juice) with rum instead of vodka.
Man, this pirate screwdriver makes me want to say "arrrrrr!".
by NderstoodU August 14, 2009
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Santa screwed me

A basic, blunt way to let your friends know you got nothing you wanted for Christmas.
"Have a good Christmas?"

"It was ok, but Santa screwed me."
by Cheesy and dangerous. December 29, 2014
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