Shrek 5

The elusive 5th installment of the Shrek franchise. Legend has it that it lurks just beyond reach. Biding it’s time until it is ready to be thrust upon the world. When it arrives, some say, the world will shake, onions will ripen, and the heavens above will open up, as the ogrelord descends to great us, his beloved children. Every last man woman and child will kneel before him, as he plays the movie on the largest tv he can find. The world will watch Shrek 5 together, in one true moment of unity. And then after the movie is over, the ogrelord will leave us. His parting words the last evidence of his arrival. His parting words,

Shrek is love...
Shrek is life

Guy one: bro there’s no good movies in 2019.
Guy two: yeah bro.
*ground shakes violently as the air gains an oniony smell”
*Lightning bursts and thunder claps as the skys are ripped apart by the ogrelord*
*the ogrelord plays Shrek 5 on the biggest TV he can find*
Guy one: bro
Guy two: bro

by ThePrimalEarth June 14, 2019

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Shrek Punch

During sex, either anal or doggy style, shit on your fist and deliver a violent jab to the face or back of your partner's head. The punch will only count as a shrek punch in the event sloppy greenish shit is used on the fist.

"Man, I'm never going to get a true shrek punch on Linda. My shit is always too solid and brown..."

"Don't worry, you'll get lucky one of these times. Just eat more Taco Bell and White Castle."

by Mike0286 March 02, 2008

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Shrek sexual

A type of sexuality that means the person is sexually attracted to shrek and only shrek.

"guys ive got something to tell you"

"yes"

"im shrek sexual"

"what??????"

"shrek is love shrek is life"

by Queen of everything May 26, 2015

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shrek is life

life is shrek
life is everything
shrek is everything

its never ogre

shrek is love
shrek is life
what would we do with our prayers
when shrek made light

by shrekatron 90000 September 01, 2014

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Shrek Cult

The Shrek Cult is an elite organization to support and have endless love for our lord, leader, and king shrek, and all Anti-Shreks will be immediately eaten by one of Shrek’s babies.

“I love Shrek so so much. I’d do anything for that beautiful, green, layered ogre!”
“Oh wow! If you love him that much, you should join the Shrek Cult!”

by grumposarous November 30, 2019

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