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shitting bricks

shitting bricks is when you are literally shitting bricks. it hurts so bad and its so hard to get out
man, my asshole is bleeding because i was shitting bricks. it hurt so fucking bad
by such a cockblocker August 22, 2019
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shitting pancakes

When one's ass is so wide and stretched out (from anal activity) that their excrement comes out in a form that is wider than it is deep/long. That is, a form similar to that of a pancake.
Person A: Marissa spent Saturday night with LeRoy (an educated black man who loves ass-play).

Person B: Ouch. She must be shitting pancakes by now.
by pauly sprockets July 25, 2011
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ass shitting

the act of shitting in someone elses ass
i was at this german porno shoot and this guy was ass shitting some hairy chick.
by steve scuber November 4, 2006
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shitting sidways

When your shit comes out sideways causing considerable pain and anal tearage.
Certificatologist: HOLY FUCK! This piece of shit is COMING OUT SIDEWAYS! I'm shitting sidways!

Midget: Ouch...
by Dr Todd Fuquad PhD June 18, 2006
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Japanese Glass Shitting Table

A glass table that has dips in it for butt cheeks and one person sits on the table and defecates, while another lies underneath and looks up at the person shitting
Tater really wants a Japanese Glass Shitting Table for his birthday, but they are impossible to find!
by Shake it like a JO LO February 6, 2009
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Fucking and shitting

Two things you shouldn't do at the same time.
He was fucking and shitting at the same time. What a sick bastard! The girl he was fucking got an infection!
by Bobby222 May 26, 2009
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shitting balls

spencer: pull over the cops are behind us!
steve: awww man. im shitting balls right now.
by spencer urbanowicz March 21, 2008
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