Sheath lesbian

Lesbian with a vagina, paired with a sword lesbian, one with a penis.

I went to "Agloe" last night. I've met amazing girl, curvacious, sweet, funny...
Sis, but how she feels about your dick?
We talked, she disclosed she's a sheath lesbian.

by Twirling_Alpaca_2137 March 9, 2022

Shasty

A person that mixes fake news and real news and conjures a Shasty Chronicles story to confuse the shit out of his co-workers.

Shasty: "Hey did you hear about the giant crab they caught off the coast of New Zealand? It was 50 feet long!
Innocent Co-Worker: "No i didn't that's crazy!"
Shasty: "Yeah they linked it to a nuclear sub that went missing, it must have absorbed radiation and grown giant."
Innocent Co-Worker: "Ummmm...That sounds like something out of a Godzilla movie, you sure about this?"
Shasty: "Oh yeah I read all about it on Reddit."

by Slayer Rulez February 16, 2023

Sheet Hacker

An absolute freak in the sheets. Not merely adopted by Excel, but born into it, molded by it. A proper sheet hacker believes that 99% of the work done in spreadsheets is unnecessary. You will never catch a sheet hacker drowning you in a sea of "tips & tricks" to marginally improve your sheet game. Your process MUST be reduced to one button or less. A sheet hacker will upend the VBA documentation in search of a solution.

"Whoa, that sheet hacker automated our entire accounting process"

"I'm collecting unemployment because that sheet hacker put me out of a job"

by ZoomerMalcontent June 5, 2023

tweet sheet

A pre-planned list of statements, each under 140 characters, to put out via Twitter

Johnny's tweet sheet includes 30 innane examples about how wonderful sliced bread really is.

by jjmo July 20, 2009

whoopsy sheet

a sheet of shit covered toilet paper which accidentally falls out of ones hand and onto a public restroom floor after wiping ones ass and checking to see if there is any need to continue wiping.

"Ahh man, someone left a whoopsy sheet in this stall!"

by mostbuttas March 24, 2010

black sheet bombed

when you fax someone a ton of double sided black sheets of paper. Could possibly be illegal. This can be used to waste someone's ink supply for their fax machine/printer. present tense is black sheet bombing.

"Dude I just black sheet bombed my old school. Now they have to buy new ink cartridges"

by cantchooseaname December 15, 2017

sausage sheath

Another word for a condom

You better have a sausage sheath when you go over to her house tonight.

by Johnnyjackingjizzwizzard January 5, 2018