When you are forced to greet some one who you know is an absolute turd but are compelled to greet them. Like taking a big bight a stinking shit sand which -Usually in a formal or official setting.
I had to greet my ex wife's husband at my daughter 's graduation. Knowing that he is a turd on several levels , and wantes to be as cordial as possible I extended my hand out for a COMEY SHAKE from a safe distance , but got pulled in.
by #42KO May 18, 2017
Get the Comey Shakemug. when a male is woken up by receiving a gentle handjob on his morning wood. quite possibly the best way to wake up ever.
by loppearedbunnie September 5, 2011
Get the shake and wakemug. by Frodo A. June 21, 2005
Get the waist shakemug. by bennnnnn November 13, 2006
Get the cake shakemug. A sexual act in which one person shoots jizz (a protein shot) into the other's mouth and then shake their head vigorously.
Gwen: "Let's get out of here and grab a beer."
Richard: "Are you insane? You know my midterm and finals ritual. I study til 11, 9 solid hours of sleep, protein shake in the morning."
(from 'Van Wilder')
Richard: "Are you insane? You know my midterm and finals ritual. I study til 11, 9 solid hours of sleep, protein shake in the morning."
(from 'Van Wilder')
by Nick D February 26, 2004
Get the protein shakemug. 
Is a internet phenomenon with involes a girl in the wilderness shooting down a bear. Than taking up the ass on the bear.
by DJ Hulme January 10, 2008
Get the shake that bearmug.