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Affirmative Action Seating

When a stadium or an arena allocates (and reserves) seats in direct proportion to the demographic composition of a given region.
80,000 seats. 25% Far Eastern composition in let's say Cleveland, Ohio. 20,000 seats allocated to people who originate from the Far East based on Affirmative Action Seating.
by Daniel V. "The Unadiaper" October 10, 2006
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shexting

Sending picture(s) of your feces to your buddie(s) via picture message on your cell phone.
Duder 1: "Hey man did you get that pic I sent you this morning?"

Duder 2: "Fuck yea, that shit was a beast son! Thanks for shexting me that."

Duder 1: "There's plenty more where that came from."
by westfalia December 22, 2009
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shexting

the art of texting whilst taking a shit

SHEXTEE – the recipient of the shitty text.
SHEXTOR – the text shitter, loud and proud.
SHEXTUPLATES – many friends shexting from various bogs around the globe.
Tam : Damn Jimmy, you must have a chronic case of the gary glitters, that’s half a fuckin hour you’ve been in the shitter?

Jimmy : am just shexting tam, its all good.
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Setting Sail

When a ship between two characters becomes popular
The fact that minion ships are setting sail makes me disappointed in humanity.
by definedefinition November 12, 2015
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Jet Setting

When a girl sleeps with a guy in each fraternity on a college campus.
She just slept with a member of all fraternities on campus.
Bruh, she's jet setting
by XOXOSratGirl October 28, 2019
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Sexiting

While having intercourse, the act pulling out right before ejaculating.
Dude: "So did you wrap it twice to be completely sure?"
Bro: "Nah that feels like 'I hate you', Sally and I are just sexiting."

"It felt so good I almost forgot to sexit."

Mother: "I don't want you to have a child, I hope she's on the pill."
Son: "No mom don't worry, were sexiting."
by DanoHL March 21, 2011
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Shexting

The act of taking a shit and texting at the same time. It usually results in much longer shitting time than was anticipated. When taken too far it can result in a Shexton or Shit Texting Session.
Guy 1- Hey Bro let's get goin, did you fall in?
Guy 2- I'll be out in a minute.
Guy 1- Dude, you said that 10 minutes ago.
Guy 2- Sorry man, i was shexting and it turned into a shexton.
by theDAN78 November 5, 2009
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