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shuke

The act of shitting in the toilet while puking in the sink.
"I drank a whole bottle of Jameson's with my friend out of tiny nightcap glasses on vacation while my girlfriend flipped out upon hearing me shuke in the guest bathroom."
by MattyFu February 12, 2010
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Shukes

A feeling in your stomach that causes a person to puke and shit themselves at the same time, usually brought on by a stomach bug or food poisoning.
After eating some bad seafood, Jonny was in the bathroom all night with the shukes. It wasn't pretty.
by jonnywells February 20, 2010
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Shuke

When you find yourself in the ill-fated situation where you are shitting and puking at the same time, periodically having to choose which should go in the toilet. This is usually due to food poisoning, but may be caused by other illnesses or excessive alcohol intake.
"Major shuke-fest all over the bathroom last night after I ate those crab wontons."
by shukefest May 22, 2010
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Semken

A white trash whore. In which has a large pussy. Semkens have very low self esteem in which they become friends with people who they believe r lower than them so they can feel better about themselves. Semkens like to sleep around with men who could give two shits about them.
No man wants to love a Semken, just fuck her.
by xXyourhotXx October 16, 2010
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Seken

Seken is a slang in Spanish from the West(Pacific) coast of Colombia... It is mostly used to desribe a real homie who u trust in bizzes and share <almost> every sh¡t, it's something like a best friend, he/she would never let you down...
Juan: Hey man, would it be safe to talk bout the bizz in front of him.
Jim: Yean man, don't worry, this's my seken, what is with me it's with him.
by ☠The Alien☠ January 29, 2014
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seufert

An unusually long butt hair growing near the anus, often covered in onwiped feces.
Dude Sam is asleep I am going to put my seufert on his face. Get your camera ready.
by Moononite January 15, 2016
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sekena

Sekena is mean black girl that likes drama but will stick up for the ones she loves. Sekena is a independent black women with anger issues
Me: Hey Sekena

Her: shutup
by MDtb August 13, 2018
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