When your erection is only semi, it does not go all the way. This is actually more embaressing than a true boner because people think you 'cannot get it up'
HAHHAHAHA LOOK PHIL HAS A SEMI BONER OVER CHARLOTTE!
ITS PROBABLY OVER JOHNNY CAUSE ONLY HOMOS GET SEMI BONERS!
ITS PROBABLY OVER JOHNNY CAUSE ONLY HOMOS GET SEMI BONERS!
by chloerose444 October 9, 2008
Get the semi bonermug. semi bigamous
The act of simultaneously being married to one person, while engaged to be married to another.
The act of simultaneously being married to one person, while engaged to be married to another.
Jetson: "Did you hear, Duke is engaged to Christy!"
Astin: "But he's still married to Wanda! That's semi bigamous!"
Astin: "But he's still married to Wanda! That's semi bigamous!"
by Flap Jackson September 23, 2008
Get the semi bigamousmug. Similar to multi tasking but not as dificult.
normally just hands doing seperate things such as shutting the fridge whilst opening the microwave.
can be used as a cover when doing something your not supposed to. eg. grabbing another beer and squeezing a girls ass. when she turns around you can claim it was you because you were getn another beer.
normally just hands doing seperate things such as shutting the fridge whilst opening the microwave.
can be used as a cover when doing something your not supposed to. eg. grabbing another beer and squeezing a girls ass. when she turns around you can claim it was you because you were getn another beer.
"i was eyeing up that girls ass before so i did some quick semi tasking as i got another drink and groped her up"
"bro semi task for me and put this on the barbie while u turn the steaks"
"bro semi task for me and put this on the barbie while u turn the steaks"
by Adam Rossouw September 24, 2007
Get the Semi Taskingmug. AAAGH!!!! Put that "fucking knife down bitch" "You nearly had me nad's off".
"Doctor please could you sew me pork sword back on".
Sorry dear i know you caught me in bed with with your sister, mother& granny but please don't take my willy off.
"Doctor please could you sew me pork sword back on".
Sorry dear i know you caught me in bed with with your sister, mother& granny but please don't take my willy off.
by PHIL MC CRACKEN June 1, 2005
Get the semi detatchedmug. by jhonny rubber January 17, 2003
Get the Semi-spazwagonmug. A panda that is of the semi tribe. Often one of the coolest animals in the world. They can be seen munching on bamboo from one of many bamboo farm locations. There activities included: munching, eating, chillin, bamboo. See also McDonalds number five, extra crispy.
Person 1: Yo dude check out that semi panda!
Person 2: Where?
Person 1: Over there eating that bamboo and acting hella cool!
Person 2: Where?
Person 1: Over there eating that bamboo and acting hella cool!
by Semi panda July 11, 2010
Get the Semi Pandamug. Somebody that calls everyone a bandwagon just to cover the fact that he is one (To the North Dakota frackers).
Stop being a semi-auto just because you see that the rockets are doing bad doesn't mean you have to like the Warriors all of a sudden.
by Billyfrotallahasee May 22, 2016
Get the Semi-automug.