semenar

When a score of people simultaneously perform acts of the fellative nature

"I totally skipped my freshman semenar today. Not feeling too good about that. Participation grade's worth 30%"

by ArgusSlayer March 18, 2009

Hobo Semen Eating Dude

A rare disorder related to Stockholm Syndrome where upon being mugged by a Hobo while taking a piss, the victim takes pity on the mugger and gives him a BJ. In an effort to comfort the Hobo and gain trust, the victim will swallow the Hobo's man custard. A bond develops between the mugger and victim, to such a level where, as a sign of gratitude, the Hobo returns the victims wallet (sans £60).

Mick: Dave, where you been?
Dave: Just been hangin' a piss in that seedy alley way, some cunt just stole my wallet
Mick: Right, so how do you explain the jizz running down the side of your mouth?
Dave: What? fuck that, someone get me a crowbar, I'm gonna go after the cunt who stole my wallet
Mick: Dave, face it, you're a Hobo Semen Eating Dude.
Dave: Dude...

by SteamboatWillies December 14, 2008

semen mitt

Anything that will or can catch semen.Some favorite mitts are vaginas , mouth, and titts.

Open up that semen mitt, so I can shoot a fastball in there.
I'm going to bust one off in your semen mitt.
You want it on your face or on those huge semen mitts?
Shut your fucking semen mitt.

by collin THE WEaSEL December 28, 2009

Semen Demon

Semen Demon (Noun)

One who takes in great amounts of sperm.

Has lots of sex.
Also known as a whore, slut, slore, and hoe.

Yo! Where my semen demon dawg?
That bitch is a semen DEMON!

by Taylor J Keeran June 19, 2011

hugo selenski

1. a convicted murderer from Wilkes-Barre, Pennsylvania who supposedly murdered several area drug dealers, burned the bodies, and then buried the remains in his backyard.
2. to "pull a hugo" means to kill drug dealers and then bury them in your backyard

I'm gonna pull a hugo selenski if the police don't start arresting these drug dealers on my street.

by NEPA Diva October 7, 2006

semen tank

A man who has balls but no dick.

Carlos can't fuck Carlita because hes just a semen tank.

by Mega-nig June 14, 2011

semen stealer

someone so obsessed with men and their orgasm that they arent satisfied until they cum.

def. 2 a woman so hell bent on gettin pregnant that she pokes holes in a condon to insure pregnancy.

Jeff was so tired but Helen was such a semen stealer that she didnt care.

Ex. 2. Helen wanted to keep Jeff so bad that she became a semen steeler to trap him.

by [e-mail] March 30, 2009