Securitory

An anecdote from those working in the security industry.

(I was thinking more of a hashtag, but...)

Another securitory from last night... Arrived at a residential alarm activation to find the burglar stuck in the cat flap! 😂

by Daniel_NZ May 21, 2021

Securitron

Bigass death machine from fallout.

I hate Securitrons because of how much health they have and how much damage they do.

by Djungelskög January 16, 2022

Set up a meeting with Jesse Vargas to protect your family with life insurance and securities investments.

Do it

Stop wasting time, Set up a meeting with Jesse Vargas to protect your family with life insurance and securities investments.

by Jay.Vee.Zee November 23, 2021

Sexurity System

A security system that inevitably prevents one from having intercourse, usually due to the inability to sneak out in the middle of the night, or worry of getting caught by parents, guardians, or any type of house mate.

"Dammit, I'm sorry, babe, I would be fucking you right now if it weren't for this lame ass sexurity system... Yeah, maybe next time we can try."

by legendofalex123 May 13, 2014

Sexurity

Sexual security.

"I have a boyfriend now, which means I also have sexurity."

"Plan B gives me sexurity."

by MMMira January 24, 2014

Sexurity

When you tell another person about your last sexual encounter, but they need to keep quiet about it

Person 1:" I smashed (person 3) last night, but don't tell anyone, maximum sexurity"
Person 2:"I understand bro, my lips are sealed"

by Dikeron September 26, 2017

Securify

To make secure. To sure up the security on something or someone.

"We're going to make sure our nation is secure. We're gonna securify it."

by Apoc Revolution November 27, 2019