Chonk Slurry

A massive dhiarrea poop followed by vomiting on the toilet floor and pooing all over the toilet bowl before sitting down.

Or

Or a big pet lizard that's pooped over the kitchen floor to show dominance to his human girl.

1. "Bro my best mate betrayed our bromance by fucking his new gf anally and I chonk slurried everywhere. He must have really love her more than me. The biggest Mega Chonk Slurry"

2. "So my big boy Tegu being the man of the house leaving that mess all for me to clean, I love his chonk slurry.

by GunstarWaverunner August 24, 2023

Dick Scurvy

When BrickBeard the Pirate's penis becomes infected, with gluten based germs, and falls off.

Yaaar! My hideous dick scurvy scared all the ladies away!

by The Gluten-Dairy Free December 22, 2023

Tasmanian Slurry

A sexual act in which you latch onto a mans asshole like a face hugger and probe with your tongue. You then insert your saliva into his chocolate starfish.

“Bro I just got a Tasmanian slurry”
“I bet it tasted great”

by BicolasChrissy January 8, 2025

The Scurvy Eye

The sexual act of a male reaching climax, pulling out, and ejaculating into his partner's eye with such force they have to wear an eye patch for at least a week.

The Scurvy eye Mark gave that girl looks like it really hurts!

by Heavy Hitters Club January 10, 2025

Durry Slurry

The result of leaving cigarettes in your clothes before putting them into a washing machine. A ' Durry ' is slang for Cigarettes in Australia, and a ' Slurry ' is a thick paste often used in cooking.

" Oh no, I left a nearly-full pack of cigarettes in my pants! Now the pockets are full of Durry Slurry ... "

by Good christian boy April 24, 2025

Devil's curry

When you have such a hot and spicy curry the night before, when you go to the toilet and poop it out it smells just like it did going in and you wonder if it's good to go for another round

Man, I had a hot vindaloo last night, and today I had round 2 of the devil's curry

by mrh@nky May 9, 2025

Missouri Slurry

The act of mixing sperm with brown sugar into a slurry, then swirling it around in your mouth and spit it into your parterner's anus then eat the slurry out of their anus.

Wanda saw some brown sugar and thought of the Missouri slurry her husband did last night.

by B-ran1980 June 6, 2025