scottish

Adjective:

The exact opposite to welsh. Boring, idle and dammed right ugly.

Get uff ya fat arse and stop bein' so Scottish!

by welsh ninjas August 5, 2006

Scroatism

Moment of confusion by Katie-Anne aka Scroat

"iTunes Music Store is really cool, you can downlaod tracks and whole ablums much cheaper than you would have to pay for them in stores" - "What's the point of that then?"

by Ivor Chesikov February 11, 2005

Scottish cat

When a group of drunk scottish people, take a roadkill cat, and played frisbee with it.

I got drunk last night and play scottish cat

by MoniBolis November 2, 2010

Scottish

Sublanguage; when someone speaks a version of English with slight mumbles and slurs with unnecessary speed at times.

"Why couldn't that person understand me? Was I speaking Scottish, again?"

by Spine4you November 2, 2009

scottish postage stamp

a tab of acid

hey try this scottish postage stamp, it will fuck u up real good.

by pookie69 April 23, 2009

Scottish Genie

When you have a threesum with two guys and one girl in which one of the male members ejaculates on the other's big toe, and he proceeds to put his toe in the girl's vag. Then the one who put his toe in makes a wish that she doesn't get pregnant.

Jeff: dude, I heard you had a threesum last night
Nate: yeah man, it was me, Richard and Catie- we tried a Scottish Genie
Jeff: ah man, i hope your wish comes true

by Johnny Derp March 20, 2011

scottish rootbeer

After make-up sex when a girl squirts cum into a cup and you down it

Thom drank Katies scottish rootbeer after a long night of arguing

by carletto0080 January 9, 2009