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In a shocking turn of events

A sarcastic remark given to someone when the yarn they have just weaved has no suprise and is just regular run of the mill shit. The tale may have been one heard many times before or is just something that is very standard behavior of the storyteller.
dude 1: I just got shut down by that hot chick at the bar.

dude 2: In a shocking turn of events!
by TV CAR May 30, 2010
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dual shock

1 - When you scare two people at the same time.

2 - A controller created by Sony for the Playstation.
1 - Me: *BOO!*
Person 1: Ack you scared me!
Person 2: Me as well!
Me: Heh heh dual shock.. awlllriiight.. *induces pelvic thrust*

2 - I HATE THIS GAME! *throws controller* Oops I just broke my Dual Shock controller. Oh well.
by Keael January 12, 2006
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Shock Top

A Belgian Ale brewed to tasty perfection just like a BLUE MOON. This bier is also sometimes served with and ORANGE
I'm getting off work and grabbing me a cold SHOCK TOP.
by UnWERTzacht October 21, 2008
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future shock

The inability to adapt psychologically to rapid and novel advances and changes, esp. cultural, technological, moral, and social innovations.
WHOA! Joe's got a future shock for the picture phone.
by DiiKaBaKa January 23, 2004
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shocker

A sexual act performed on a female by penetrating the vagina with the index and middle finger while simotaniously inserting the pinky finger into the anus. Extensive sanitation of the pinky finger is required after performing such an act.
two below the clit, one covered in shit.
two gettin kinky with my pinky in her stinky.
two in the jelly, one gettin smelly.
two gettin freaky while one is being sneaky.
two in juice, one in the caboose.
two havin fun with one tryin to run.
rockin and rollin while finger fuckin her colon.
two for the snatch, one for the hatch.

"After i gave her the shocker, i had to scrape shit out from underneath my fingernail."
by The 1 and Only April 13, 2006
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Scack

A word meaing to hit or be hit. Any kind clumsy and possibly painful contact with anything.
Kyle scacked himself on the wall trying to do a ninja flip.

Josh scacked Kyle for spilling his water.
by Josh and Kyle July 18, 2005
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After Shit Shock

A.S.S. is a universal phenomenon that occurs directly after relieving yourself of a massive load. The effects of A.S.S. include suddenly not being able to walk after 3 steps, instant paralysis, and a burning sensation in the area of exit. Speculation on A.S.S. has lead to ideas that the effects may be due to the exit area attempting to close, the body is shocked after such a seating, or cheap mexican food.
After Chad had a violent encounter with his toilet he attempted to walk out of his restroom when an After Shit Shock *A.S.S* struck him dead in his tracks.
by GspotStimulator January 18, 2010
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